save the bread clips from finished loaves because you're probably gonna lose one of those fuckers someday and you'll be glad you saved this one
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Preferred but not listed: twist tie. Superior to the clip and usually not plastic but instead thin wire and paper.
A slip-knot works too, if there's enough bag length to pull it off. I don't get the bread box option, there's too much sure exposure, it's gonna make your bread go stale.
When you put the Lawful Neutral into the Lawful Good to form the Lawful Supreme
Twist and tuck has never let me down
You don't arrange them in your bread basket?
Throw in the fridge
What about a bread bag? Like the kind Keeki makes? Thats what I use.
Where would those fall?
I had to look it up. Apparently it's cloth, sealed with beeswax. I wonder how you're supposed to clean it.
You just turn it inside out and wash with cold water and soap when needed. Then dry in the sun.
i usually tie a knot, or use the little noodle thing that comes with the bread package to tie it
It is inarguable that anything but twist/tuck is ok. Bread box is a whimsical idea from when material science was advanced enough to make horseshoes. Everything else either requires more plastic/steps or wrecks the bread.
There's really no argument here.
I twist and fold inside out:
Still chaotic neutral, IMO
This is all evil cuz you are buying it in plastic packaging.
I either reuse the clip or twist and tuck it if there's no clip. I don't understand why I'd use extra stuff for this like my own clips or rubber bands
I'm with you, either lawful or chaotic neutral is the way. Everyone else is trying to hard or not trying hard enough.
I tuck and put in breadbox. Naked in breadbox doesnt last long and it dries out. Tuck is easy to do, to undo and gets the job done as good as anything else when combined with a breadbox.
I think anything that uses any kind of item that doesn't come packed with the bread belongs on the "lawful" side.
Why would you do anything else than neutral evil? Waste of time and plastics.
Chaotic good should be: only buy fresh bread and it's considered ruined and garbage the next day so why bother with bags.
If you have fresh baguettes and they go stale, just cut them into slices and stick them in the toaster oven for a bit and you've pretty much got those fancy dried bread snacks for way cheaper than they usually sell for.
I never knew just tuck was something somebody could actually do and now I'm scared...
always using a bag clip. Reusing the bag clip if it needs to be eaten soon (e.g. at a party) since it's less of a fuss to remove it.
Freezer that ish
You're going to be opening that package often over a short period. I don't think it's useful to tie it down too tightly, and i especially don't think it's useful to introduce accessories (clip, bottle hack), you'll have to deal with them every single time you open the bag.
It's also just a fucking bread bag, you don't need to secure it so firmly.
Twist and tuck or just tucking, maybe tying a knot if it's going to get jostled a bit (going camping)
The bottle "hack" sounds insane, what a waste of time that is. Although I have seen a lot of things called hacks seem to be like that now, just extra steps that waste time.
I have a feeling a bunch of them are invented by people with hoarding tendencies that aren't at the point where they hoard literal garbage but might be close to that point but trying to justify keeping some things that are garbage-adjacent.
Like I get reusing and repurposing, but not when the "hack" is just more work for a solution that isn't any better than the easier one.
How about chaotic chaotic? I do four of these randomly.
Reuse clip or twist and tuck are the only appropriate methods.
Well for me it's the twist-tie until I get down to the last few slices then I just spin the bag and fold it back over itself.
Why the twist-tie wasn't listed is beyond me since I've never seen a store that didn't have them as the majority of closure mechanisms.
Also, bottle hack? I honestly have no idea what that's about.