this post was submitted on 13 May 2025
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Emoji ass walk
haha I walk like that
it's the naruto walk
when you don't go fast enough the arms just stay limp at your sides
ice ICE baby
Lean body mass percentage was too low in middle age. Do your squats, kids.
The Unbearable Weight of Massive Talent
You're seeing a still image of something in motion. It doesn't look like that in the way your brain is extrapolating the image.
It's the dance from the Peanuts.
"Linus & Lucy" started playing in my head the instant I saw the photo.
DAE think these two geriatric 80+yo men walk weird?! 
Can you walk it like this? I can walk it like that
But can you walk it like this? I can walk it like that
Huh!! *echoes*
News reporters, invade my borders
If I think it I will say it, you might have a recorder
And then, UHH-OHH, the nation's in upheaval
The lefties always looking at me evil
You're stepping on my heels, you're breathing down my neck
I'm not Rodney Dangerfield, so give me respect
I found a YouTube link in your comment. Here are links to the same video on alternative frontends that protect your privacy:
I found a YouTube link in your comment. Here are links to the same video on alternative frontends that protect your privacy:
lizard alien
They're old.
Literally, that's it. Your body degrades over time and it affects the way you move.
Yes. https://my.clevelandclinic.org/health/diseases/4443-osteoporosis
Eta: this too. It tells the rest https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Osteoporosis
Because they were both already alive when the printing press was invented?
...the cleverest of the apes
Parkinson's.