this post was submitted on 13 May 2025
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[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago

Kier looks exactly like the stereotype of a chubby German kid you see in media.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 week ago

white dudes have fewer haircut options than north korea

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 week ago (1 children)

old

perfect, how he's even whiter

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago

the tendency of the whitey to crack

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Funny enough their politics are identical nowadays. Labour has become pro-Nazi and Richard Spencer has become pro-NATO and centrism. Liberals and Nazis are a match made in heaven

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 week ago

spongebob-i-fucking-love reaching across the aisle!

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

All fascist kkkrackers look the same. fash-bash

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 week ago
[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 week ago
[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Is there some photoshop going on or do they just look that similar?

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 week ago

A combination of similar hair styles, and all white people looking the same.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 week ago

i think it's the haircut and lighting bringing more similarity than exists irl theiss-explanation

[–] [email protected] 22 points 1 week ago (2 children)

If you combine their names you get Keichard Spermer

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 week ago

"Spermer" is like a unique new german insult creation- basiclly "wanker" / "Wichser" , but more old timley sounding.

[–] [email protected] 22 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

Google only gives me 5 results:

  • This thread
  • A book about plants in the German Empire
  • A book about the history of St. Louis from the 19th century (the name Keichard is mentioned in a paragraph about German immigrants)
  • One of Magnus Hirschfeld’s books about being gay
  • A page from the Martinsburg Gazette from 1833

makima-think There might be a common theme, but I can’t quite tell what it is.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 week ago (2 children)

But what about the results for Spermer?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 days ago (1 children)

The other department reporting in!

These were the results I found for spermer

nsfw

  1. A Spermer is a male that enjoys fondling with his penis and sperms on everything near by leaving a sticky residue. <<<< From urban dictionary

  • Facebook pages for people with last name spermer

  • Facebook page for guy called "spermer donor" <<<< uh ... imposter?

  • Ancestry dot com result saying spermer was a name found in North America during the 1910s

  • Street artist called "the spermer" operating in UK and NL. Obsession with writing sperm everywhere.

  • This terrifying thing

  • [–] [email protected] 2 points 3 days ago

    You actually did it. Incredible.

    comrade-fly

    [–] [email protected] 8 points 1 week ago (1 children)

    I’m a lesbian. I’m not qualified to... uhh... research that. doggirl-sweat

    [–] [email protected] 7 points 1 week ago (1 children)

    No worries we'll pass it along to a different department. Communism is when you have giant sprawling bureaucracies to handle stuff like this.