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[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 weeks ago

Cocksucker said what

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 month ago

Sounds like someone who's never had their butt licked.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 month ago
[–] [email protected] 22 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Kids never ate ass to know how good it is. After tongue punching a fart box, they'll change their tune.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Lapping at the ol' leather cheerio is fun.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 weeks ago

I haven't heard that term for it before.

Bravo.

My wife will be horrified when I drop that in the future.

[–] [email protected] 33 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Butt lickers are preferable to boot lickers

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Technically you can get equally sick from both

[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 weeks ago

That's why you wipe it damn clean, or use a dental dam (especially recommended it you get easily sick). And also don't do it if you partner recently had a food poisoning.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)

just use a dental dam. Or clingfilm

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 weeks ago

Nah get sick don't try and avoid it.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)

It's still an insult, we just pronounce the 'u' as 'oo' now.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

Baute liqeurhh 🥖🇫🇷🤌

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)

If you're gonna boof booze stick to beer or maybe wine. The only hard stuff you should permit near your butt hole is a penis (or simulacra thereof).

Vodka burns. A lot. Don't put vodka in your butt hole.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 weeks ago

Thank you for your service

[–] [email protected] 32 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (2 children)

OUR PRICES HAVE NEVER BEEN LOWER!

[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 weeks ago

Their family built this country, by the way

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

Damn if only I was 13 minutes faster LMAO

[–] [email protected] 62 points 1 month ago (4 children)

Eating ass for sexual gratification between consenting parties is distinguished from eating the ass of those with power over you because they enjoy your humiliation and subservience. Never eat ass with a power imbalance.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Never eat ass with a power imbalance.

What if that's what I am into?

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago

It's within your power to relinquish your power. Still consent though. 😅 I'm pretty sure...

[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 month ago

I love getting eaten and being a sub bottom. What you're preaching is lies and slander.

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[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 month ago (2 children)
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[–] [email protected] 0 points 4 weeks ago

You can lose your tounge from eating ass?????

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

To keep the thing I taste food with and the thing that makes poop from touching.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 month ago

Weird, but you do you!

[–] [email protected] 99 points 1 month ago

I thought there was no chance in hell I'd ever eat ass....

Then, one day you meet a girl that changes everything. Damn it Alyssa, i was clean pure from sin then you come strutting in with that fat butt