this post was submitted on 12 May 2025
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Raccoons
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A place for raccoons migrating from reddit.
We are allies with the kingdoms of the opossummms, batss, and the birbs.
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Just to be safe hide any prosthetics you have
*Boss battle music starts playing*
A litteral gaze of raccoons.
Private eyes
I'm happy when I can get even one.
I'm happy when I can get even one.
It's like Hitchcock's The Birds but with trash pandas. Do you think all the raccoons in the entire area were gathered and staring at humans? Any second they're going to start running at you and begin the attack
Trash platoon
Smooth criminal(s)