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I wonder how many people stop to consider the validity of the statement anyway. Like, "Source?"
It is sourced, at the bottom of the image. I don't know who that person is or what their theological credentials are, but they did source it at least.
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Based
The unnecessary commas.
All my best teachers and coaches were Satan all along!
I wish kids would figure out that most teachers are trying to help them
don't ever believe you accomplished something. it was jesus who did it for you. unless you fail. then it's 100% your own fault
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we should all totally become satanists now
I mean, you don't even need one, but you could be a card-carrying member of the Satanic Temple.. They've come out and said that anyone who wants to join can do so, no fees necessary. I would view it as more of a donation to their cause.
I am a card carrying member. I think I have sincerely held religious beliefs that some court cases should be protecting right now. I know small comfort, but it's better than nothing.
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"Heaven forbid" you try to lead your own life.