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[–] [email protected] 1 points 8 months ago

Then you can wear her face as a mask for Halloween. Next question.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 8 months ago

Everyone has already forgoten the black tendriled void of Yahoo Answers it seems.

But what if face skinned? After they mutilate and violate some more, you die. Was this weirdo assuming they just let you go?

[–] [email protected] 16 points 8 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 8 months ago

How is the fox gonna find a job now?!?! This is the future Tom Nook wants...

[–] [email protected] 21 points 8 months ago

Only psychopaths use Quora unironically. The site is unhinged.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 8 months ago

This is your daily reminder that Quora pays users to write shitting questions/answers that drive engagement

[–] [email protected] 28 points 8 months ago (1 children)

there are 2 types of Quora questions:

  • Programming questions

  • The most unhinged questions no sane person could ask in public

[–] [email protected] 16 points 8 months ago

Also, these categories are not mutually exclusive.

[–] [email protected] 36 points 8 months ago (2 children)

Search for Christian baby on there. You're welcome in advance.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Hah. Jesus fucking Christ...

[–] [email protected] 4 points 8 months ago

No no, I think selfcest wouldn't work to create a truly Christian baby...

[–] [email protected] 61 points 8 months ago (7 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 8 months ago

This feels like it's written by the same person

[–] [email protected] 10 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Damn. So many checkmates. How can atheism recover from this?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 8 months ago

I simply yeet the baby and yell "HAIL SATAN!!" as this is what the Church of Atheism taught me to do.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 8 months ago

There's no such thing as a Christian baby. Many babies don't even believe in their hands yet, let alone some lies about what happened in the past and what happens after death.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 8 months ago

lmao that second one. oops, dont know how this christian baby ended up in my hand, better pitch it anyway

[–] [email protected] 8 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Bruh was the search query just Christian baby? Can't use quora without an account it seems.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 8 months ago

Yes, searching google for Quora gave me this screen which let me put in a search without logging in

[–] [email protected] 43 points 8 months ago (1 children)

The third one down almost certainly intentionally has the numbers 14 and 88 as a reference to a nazi dog whistle.

I can't decide if this makes it more likely to be satire or less.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 8 months ago (3 children)

What do those numbers mean? I think I heard this 88 pop up over some mickey mouse game but didn't think much about it.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 8 months ago

H is the 8th letter in the alphabet and the starting letter of both their original leader and their greeting.

14 refers to their 14 word credo about "racial purity"

[–] [email protected] 14 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fourteen_Words, the 88 on it's own usually means Heil Hitler (8th letter of the alphabet).

[–] [email protected] 9 points 8 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 6 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Well I understood that much but why and how those 2 numbers are related to Nazi

[–] [email protected] 5 points 8 months ago

14 refers to the 14 words, a Nazi quote, 88 is numerical reference, 8th letter is H, so HH, or Heil Hitler.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 8 months ago (2 children)

How do you even renounce atheism?

[–] [email protected] 15 points 8 months ago

Get a lobotomy? 🤷

[–] [email protected] 19 points 8 months ago

The same way you declare bankruptcy, by screaming it loudly

[–] [email protected] 3 points 8 months ago

Start cosplaying as a Fallout ghoul.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 8 months ago

It’s way too early to read this kind of shit.

[–] [email protected] 37 points 8 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 15 points 8 months ago

Then she's likely to be less than pleased with the whole situation.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 8 months ago

Yikes. Cant believe I just read that.