this post was submitted on 09 May 2025
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[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 hours ago

My god, unplug the USB or just turn off the keyboard. Simple.

[–] [email protected] -1 points 11 hours ago* (last edited 11 hours ago) (5 children)

I bought an expensive mechanical keyboard. It is the bane of my existence.

Oversensitive little princess that needs its precious little keycaps polished every other week to stop it from double tapping itself, and when that doesn't work you have to program it not to hiccup, and yet it still does.

Never used to have this problem with the cheap plastic ones I used to buy.

Dont buy into the mechanical keyboard fad. It's a scam for idiots like myself who think pretty LEDs will solve their nonexistent problems.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

I have a mechanical keyboard and have double click issues. I just kinda press down the keys really hard until they stop double clicking...

Is there a software solution for this? Like something that prevents double clicking by filtering keyboard inputs? ^for^ ^Wayland,^ ^on^ ^Linux?^

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 hours ago
[–] [email protected] 5 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

I've owned many boards and have never heard of such issues. That sounds like a really cheap one, or inexperienced company.

I've never had issues with many switches between Cherry, Kailh, Gateron, etc

A lot of the better brands include LEDs too. It's just another checkbox on the product comparison sheet. Not like you can't shut em off anyway

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 hours ago* (last edited 4 hours ago)

Keychron Q1 Max. Google it, double press and keyboard chatter is a recurring problem.

They even released a new firmware recently specifically to tackle the problem, and still it persists

[–] [email protected] 5 points 8 hours ago* (last edited 8 hours ago) (1 children)

Your mistakes was buying for the leds and not the switches. I have one with mx cherry blues, it is built like a tank.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 hours ago

I got banana switches. Gutter shite.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

I have a mechanical keeb and cleaned it once in the last year I think you purchased a PoS

[–] [email protected] 5 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

What keyboard did you get?

I would steer clear of gaming mechanicals now but I've switched to Keychron and I love it.

[–] [email protected] 35 points 12 hours ago (1 children)

You're supposed to clean your keyboard?

I bought one with lights and it's a glorious display case for my collection of dead skin, crumbs and stray pubes.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 5 hours ago

How are your pubes getting near your k--

wait, no I don't want the answer to that question.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 13 hours ago

Luckily, my Keyboard is so dirty that I need to pull off all keycaps anyway.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 13 hours ago

Just try to clean the keyboard on a MacBook, though. If you shut it down, it will start back up again as soon as you start pressing keys 😅

[–] [email protected] 10 points 13 hours ago* (last edited 13 hours ago) (1 children)

Esterline make specialised keyboards that are specifically for sterile environments which have this feature. You press a button, the keys are ignored and you can wipe the keyboard down.

https://www.advancedinput.com/medigenic

[–] [email protected] 6 points 13 hours ago

Sounds like a mouthwash company

[–] [email protected] 0 points 14 hours ago

Cybertruck is far ahead

[–] [email protected] 26 points 14 hours ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 hours ago

There were two HDMI ports. (I selected the correct one)

[–] [email protected] 4 points 16 hours ago (2 children)

Why would you be pressing down on the keys anyway? Just remove the caps so you can ACTUALLY clean the keyboard.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 hours ago

This might just be my keyboard specifically, but I broke some of the caps doing this and had to special-order replace them.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 11 hours ago

Birds love a deep clean!

[–] [email protected] 6 points 17 hours ago* (last edited 17 hours ago) (2 children)

Everyone has a reason here why this isn't necessary, but frankly it's just not a dumb idea and especially relevant for shared workplace workstations. I'd rather have a disable for cleaning button than a windows button.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 16 hours ago (1 children)

I don't mind the windows button. It's effectively a quick way to a run command.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 11 hours ago (1 children)

Draw an S on there and bam! you have a Super button.

What’s a Super button you ask? It’s the S in S-M-butterfly. Or in other words: it’s an extra modifier key.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 8 hours ago

I think KDE plasma calls it the meta button. Now that's ruined too!

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