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[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 day ago

Are there any other tables he blessed besides just bolt actions? Disappointing.

/s

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 day ago (6 children)

Sigh. I would dearly love a proper bolt-action rifle. I've got a .22 (my first gun!) and a .22 magnum (left handed!), but zero excuse for a "real" caliber as I don't hunt and my range at camp only goes out 100'.

Love the Marlin 1895SBL from Jurassic Park but I'm not hunting dinosaurs or 2,000lb. bison. Plus, the .45-70 (AR-15 round on the far left) would probably amputate my skinny armpit.

More on point, the first American Pope! I'll look forward to reading more about how the College of Cardinals landed on this guy so quickly. Not sure I've seen a Pope chosen that fast!

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[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 day ago

We have an American Pope. But it not being Micheal Ian Black is a wound my younger self may never recover from.

[–] [email protected] 63 points 1 day ago (1 children)

There is no hand grenade in the picture, I call bullshit

[–] [email protected] 56 points 1 day ago (7 children)

The holy hand grenade of Antioch is a Anglican relic you absolute dolt.

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[–] [email protected] 33 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Do they deal holy damage now?

[–] [email protected] 27 points 1 day ago (5 children)
+10 holy damage
+3 critical hit chance
+2 accuracy
-5 damage against atheists
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[–] [email protected] 65 points 1 day ago (2 children)

This has actually happened many times in history and recently. So this image might be real.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

I've seen this image pre AI, could still be photoshopped, but not necessarily

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 day ago

It could also just be good old fashioned acting...

[–] [email protected] 38 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 95 points 1 day ago (5 children)

For those who don’t want to visit Facebook:

The priest is blessing hunting rifles at the beginning of the season so that they will provide food and not harm people.

[–] [email protected] 34 points 1 day ago (2 children)

But humans can be food, and less people means more food for the rest of us, which overall doesn't harm people...

grabs rifle

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 day ago

The Donner Party says hello between bites

[–] [email protected] 27 points 1 day ago (3 children)

I know you’re joking, but humans eating humans is how you get kuru disease. The only safe way to eat a person is to process them into Soylent Green first.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kuru_(disease)

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 day ago (2 children)
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[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 day ago (2 children)

If you don't eat the brain you'll have a much much lower risk (your link suggests about 9x less likely), and if the person you eat wasn't a cannibal then your risk is lower still.

Also worth mentioning that Kuru is a specific disease for natives in Papua new guinea , and it only existed for about 100years and was going away on it's own when the cannibalistic practice was outlawed.

I think the health risks of cannibalism is very exaggerated.

(this is not an endorsement of cannibalism)

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