this post was submitted on 08 May 2025
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[–] ChaoticNeutralCzech@feddit.org 2 points 2 weeks ago

LETS GO

of what?

[–] LadyButterfly@lemmy.world 8 points 2 weeks ago

Honestly unsure if this is fake, thanks 2025!

[–] Thcdenton@lemmy.world 3 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] bruhduh@lemmy.world 2 points 2 weeks ago

Yes daddy 🥵🥵🥵

[–] vordalack@lemm.ee 4 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Baptizing converts in Jack Danials and performing exorcisms using the US constitution, let's f***ing go

[–] nexguy@lemmy.world 4 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

farting? ...no it's fishing isn't it.

[–] vordalack@lemm.ee 4 points 2 weeks ago
[–] BobThortenLeftToeNail@lemmy.world 1 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

The Vatican is such a huge scandalous and r@py real estate conglomerate. It's crazy that in 2025 hardly anyone is pointing it out. Goes to show theres still lots of preconceived notions that needs to be addressed

[–] superkret@feddit.org 10 points 2 weeks ago

It’s crazy that in 2025 hardly anyone is pointing it out.

Are you living under a rock?

[–] fossilesque@mander.xyz 8 points 2 weeks ago

My mom is Catholic and called him another diddler lol.

[–] xorollo@leminal.space 4 points 2 weeks ago
[–] PeriodicallyPedantic@lemmy.ca 14 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (4 children)

Blessed is the round, and blessed is the cartridge for it holds the round and all of its fury
Blessed is the magazine for receiving the round and holding it close.
Blessed is the barrel, for providing direction and guidance to the round
And most of all, blessed is Kurt Cobain for giving the round purpose, and for receiving all of its love within his body 😌

[–] prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I do not aim with my hand; he who aims with his hand has forgotten the face of his father. I aim with my eye...

[–] JoeBigelow@lemmy.ca 1 points 2 weeks ago

I kill with my heart

Thankee sai

[–] superkret@feddit.org 4 points 2 weeks ago

This is my rifle
This is my nun
This is for shooting
This is for fun

[–] kerrigan778@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 2 weeks ago (5 children)

Apparently the way to make suicide jokes still funny in 2025 is to have had it happen in the 90s and for the person to be famous and queer?

[–] PeriodicallyPedantic@lemmy.ca 1 points 2 weeks ago

Wat

Cobain was just the first person I thought of that'd make it clear it was satire, and I didn't wanna spend all night working on a stupid joke

[–] prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)
[–] kerrigan778@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 2 weeks ago

Definitely queer, impossible to say for certain if they were trans because they never had a chance to figure that out but based on a lot of things they said and did it seems likely.

[–] ArchmageAzor@lemmy.world 3 points 2 weeks ago

what does him being queer have to do with it?

Also people are now making jokes about 9/11. Tragedy turns into comedy after 20 years.

[–] nagaram@startrek.website 2 points 2 weeks ago

Were they not supposed to be funny normally?

Are we not all on the brink?

[–] PeriodicallyPedantic@lemmy.ca 5 points 2 weeks ago

Yes I know, it was a shotty.

[–] CH3DD4R_G0BL1N@sh.itjust.works 25 points 2 weeks ago

By the grace of the Omnissiah

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