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Corporate food has created unholy tasteless dry abominations called "tortillas". They have convinced Americans that this is what tortillas are. They have played us for absolute fools.
Real tortillas are freshly made wet dough immediately squished and cooked before forming burrito. They are delicious and sticky enough to hold on their own. It's perfect but not mass producible.
How do I find this
Make yourself, blow your mind wide open: https://youtube.com/shorts/uJgYDaFl6jo
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Pigup will probably cringe at this answer, but I found uncooked tortillas at the grocery store before. Definitely better than mission tortillas.
I wouldn't have got the lettuce if I knew it wouldn't fit Wouldn't have got the cheese if I knew it wouldn't fit Wouldn't have got the peppers if I knew they wouldn't fit I wouldn't have got half of it Like, I'm okay with small mistakes If you've got no more chicken, I'll take pork But I'll blow my dad before I eat a burrito with a fork
Hol' up, you hating on wet burritos? They're glorious.
https://youtu.be/rYy0o-J0x20 Time: 3:10
Ahhhhhh so good, I haven't seen this in a while, thank you for sharing.
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The amount of people criticizing this is kind of crazy.
Even though this isn't needed for wrapping burritos, it probably could be used somewhere. It's a neat idea. I wonder how the edible tape is to eat though. Somehow the sticky nature seems like it'd be off-putting.
If it's bakeable, it'd be great for patching up my terrible pizone sealing!
If there’s one thing i’ve noticed about lemmy it’s that people here really like finding things to complain about
If there’s one thing i’ve noticed about ~~lemmy~~ the internet it’s that people here really like finding things to complain about
FTFY
Lemmy haters probably be like:
a properly constructed burrito is wrapped in aluminum foil and can be eaten, even while walking, without making a mess.
edible tape sounds like something with useful applications, but i am sad for the people who believe burritos require this.
A proper burrito stays closed without foil, a steamed tortilla should get sticky enough.
True but sometimes the tortilla rips open and the foil provides solid backup
If your burrito doesn't stay closed, the person making your burrito had no idea what the hell they were doing. This is a Chipotle problem.
Yeah
I haven't been there in a few years but I stopped in recently and I was a bit dumbfounded when they guy burritoing up my food made it as spherical as possible
Lol I reroll mine sometimes.
This is why it's important to have a diverse college campus.
It’s called not using a cold ass tortilla
I smoked pot with Johnny Hopkins.
It was Johnny Hopkins and Sloan Kettering. And they were blazing that shit up every day.
K and an E and a T and a T
E and an R and an I N G
T and an O and a W N
Kettering Town FC!
Shout out to the K-Town massive and the Weetabix crew
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