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[–] [email protected] 2 points 9 months ago

"Well, they keep shooting us for curing cancer, so..."

[–] [email protected] 11 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Corporate food has created unholy tasteless dry abominations called "tortillas". They have convinced Americans that this is what tortillas are. They have played us for absolute fools.

Real tortillas are freshly made wet dough immediately squished and cooked before forming burrito. They are delicious and sticky enough to hold on their own. It's perfect but not mass producible.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 9 months ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 7 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 7 months ago

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[–] [email protected] 2 points 9 months ago

Pigup will probably cringe at this answer, but I found uncooked tortillas at the grocery store before. Definitely better than mission tortillas.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 9 months ago (1 children)

I wouldn't have got the lettuce if I knew it wouldn't fit Wouldn't have got the cheese if I knew it wouldn't fit Wouldn't have got the peppers if I knew they wouldn't fit I wouldn't have got half of it Like, I'm okay with small mistakes If you've got no more chicken, I'll take pork But I'll blow my dad before I eat a burrito with a fork

[–] [email protected] 3 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Hol' up, you hating on wet burritos? They're glorious.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 9 months ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 9 months ago

Ahhhhhh so good, I haven't seen this in a while, thank you for sharing.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 9 months ago

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[–] [email protected] 4 points 9 months ago (2 children)

The amount of people criticizing this is kind of crazy.

Even though this isn't needed for wrapping burritos, it probably could be used somewhere. It's a neat idea. I wonder how the edible tape is to eat though. Somehow the sticky nature seems like it'd be off-putting.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 9 months ago

If it's bakeable, it'd be great for patching up my terrible pizone sealing!

[–] [email protected] 6 points 9 months ago (1 children)

If there’s one thing i’ve noticed about lemmy it’s that people here really like finding things to complain about

[–] [email protected] 9 points 9 months ago (1 children)

If there’s one thing i’ve noticed about ~~lemmy~~ the internet it’s that people here really like finding things to complain about

FTFY

[–] [email protected] 1 points 9 months ago

Lemmy haters probably be like:

[–] [email protected] 14 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (2 children)

a properly constructed burrito is wrapped in aluminum foil and can be eaten, even while walking, without making a mess.

edible tape sounds like something with useful applications, but i am sad for the people who believe burritos require this.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 9 months ago (1 children)

A proper burrito stays closed without foil, a steamed tortilla should get sticky enough.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 9 months ago

True but sometimes the tortilla rips open and the foil provides solid backup

[–] [email protected] 12 points 9 months ago (1 children)

If your burrito doesn't stay closed, the person making your burrito had no idea what the hell they were doing. This is a Chipotle problem.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Yeah

I haven't been there in a few years but I stopped in recently and I was a bit dumbfounded when they guy burritoing up my food made it as spherical as possible

[–] [email protected] 4 points 9 months ago

Lol I reroll mine sometimes.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 9 months ago

This is why it's important to have a diverse college campus.

[–] [email protected] 22 points 9 months ago

It’s called not using a cold ass tortilla

[–] [email protected] 7 points 9 months ago (1 children)

I smoked pot with Johnny Hopkins.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 9 months ago (1 children)

It was Johnny Hopkins and Sloan Kettering. And they were blazing that shit up every day.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

K and an E and a T and a T

E and an R and an I N G

T and an O and a W N

Kettering Town FC!

Shout out to the K-Town massive and the Weetabix crew

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