I love the juxtaposition of sugar free Coke with sugar added Jack Daniels. Dodging and weaving against diabetes.
this post was submitted on 07 May 2025
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Running between the rain drops to not get wet, then diving into the lake.
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Move like a butterfly, sting like an insulin jab.
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I am getting $15 dollar 3.5 grams of weed. You are doing it wrongly. Well weed tax but still.
I do have to say, JD Honey is delicious... can easily drink that on the rocks.
Try American Honey, I definitely give it an edge over JD!
Bleh! Try some makers mark straight up or with ice. It's still sweet without that corn syrup taste
Blegh, but then it tastes like makers.
How about four roses small batch instead and we forget the sweet.
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That's 2 days? Not a big drinker, are you.
Also, Jack Daniel's? You don't like real whiskey? You prefer pretend-whiskey lemonade?
I take it the coke is to mix with the Jack, which is acceptable.
If you're getting a bottle of Blanton's for a mixed drink I'm going to punch you in the throat.
I'll take a Pappy and RC cola on the rocks, please
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KerryGold probably making half the bill, extortion, I tell ye!
Can't even afford to be an alcoholic to forget about your money problems anymore in this economy
Unironically. Half the appeal of booze has historically been that its cheap.
I kinda wonder how much of the decline of high school/college drinking has to do with sticker shock.
Yep, it's very easy and cheap to produce alcohol, the only reason it's expensive now is due to countries adding high excise taxes and the like to alcoholic drinks
Margins on alcohol sales are fairly high, especially with high rates of industry consolidation over the last decade.
Retail alone collects a 20-30% vig on well standard hard liquor, for instance. Distributors can add another 40%.
The Gray Goose sticker price of $30 for 750mL includes an excise tax of $2.40 So around 8%, by comparison.
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Step 1: Wear a ski mask
Step 2: Shoplift?
Step 3: ???
Step 4: Profit?
(Step 3 is getting caught and becoming a prison slave 🙃; So yes "Profit" just not for you)
Dress up as ICE and state that this is material needed to trap Irish thugs living illegally in the US.
Sooooo a mask, sunglasses, a hoodie and no identification? 🥷
You could also demand to see the kerrygold's papers, and then leave with it.
At least the butter might come in handy (or by other limbs).