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[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 hours ago

I have seen someone grating cold butter and put it into a bowl with whiskey. Leave that in the fridge for a few days. The whiskey is supposed to taste better, and the butter was used for a whiskey buttercream cake.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 17 hours ago

I like those groceries....except the soda is bad for you and expensive /wasting money. Ditch the soda for water which mixes with whiskey just fine. Also Coors is like making love in a canoe.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 19 hours ago

Ingredients for Butterbeer Forte

[–] [email protected] 40 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

I work at a grocery store and honestly I didn't even bat an eye, the first thing I thought about was how to bag it.

In case you're wondering if we care about what you're buying the only (non regular) customer that I remember is one Irish guy who would crack jokes about his ex wife on a roadtrip. Don't fully remember but my God he made like 4 zingers in a row and I about cried laughing at like 7:30am

edit: oh and I learned about a new pasta last week, that was cool

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