this post was submitted on 07 May 2025
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[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 week ago (2 children)

My lady gives birth today I run to her room right away She smiles with glee, then hands her to me I look at my newborn and say

Damn that’s a ugly baby Damn that’s a ugly ass baby I’m feeling quite concerned, my semen must’ve turned ‘Cause damn that’s an ugly baby

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago

Oh wow this brings back memories

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago

Damn that's a ugly formatting... (Dunno what happened)

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 week ago

These drawings remind me of Playmobil figures.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

The only reason I don't have an Oscar is because the committee that decides who wins them has never seen me pretend to be okay and normal.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago

Can you prove that you're pretending, hmm?

[–] [email protected] 37 points 1 week ago (3 children)

Pretending to care about baby photos isn't hard. Keeping up the act when the baby isn't in remotely photogenic, now that's award winning acting.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago

Breathtaking

[–] [email protected] 41 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I dunno I think most babies are pretty ugly

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 week ago (2 children)

I always found 'em pretty hot

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Geez, tough crowd. Or perhaps they need an accompanying laugh-track to know it's a joke.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Or perhaps the joke isn't that funny.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago

Thought it was a silly opposite extreme but to each their own. You miss 100% of the shots you don't take!

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 week ago
[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 week ago

I didn't know what premature babies were my first time in the maternity ward. "Eww why those babies so ugly‽‽‽" I said out loud (no filter lol) to the embarrassment of all my companions.