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this post was submitted on 07 May 2025
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Say 96 in French and then repeat that sentence.
i'm pretty positive spanish takes that cake. omelette du fromage just ain't sexy
Ta yeule estie de raisin
hon hon hon. tabarnac!!!
https://youtu.be/VNLrCWCv38Y this might change your mind about the French language...it sure showed me where it shines.
Beautiful song, beautifully sung.
Got any more?
They have 2 songs together as far as i'm aware. I just stumbled upon this one last week.
Abadakor !!!!
Pssshh whatever, can't be mad at a language that contains pamplemousse
Cramouille is the best french word
Anticonstititionellement is my favorite.
You could say I have to take a shit in French and it would sound smooth as hell. -Eddy Murphy.
J'dois aller chier calisse
According to French scientists, the best thing to wipe ones' ass with is the neck of a well-downed gosling.
https://pluckypubs.blogspot.com/2007/06/rabelais-ultimate-arse-wiper.html
(not actually scientists but a character in 16th century writer Rabelais' book.)
We did that to stop English from stealing from us. They didn't get the joke, and here we are.
C'est la vie
Nope, pretty sure French politics should get a crying face (saying this as a French citizen)
I think historical, and the seriousness of it (guillotines, etc)
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