this post was submitted on 06 May 2025
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[–] [email protected] 34 points 2 days ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (3 children)

Why do webbrowsers, file managers, always have the option "set as your desktop background" in a easy to accidentally click place in the context menu? No, i add it myself to the "backgrounds" folder if i care.

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[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (15 children)

Are mustards in America classified by their colour instead of French, Dijon, English, Blow-Off-The-Top-Of-Your-Head, etc?

[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 days ago (1 children)

They're labeled by type; one of those types happens to just be called "yellow." It's smooth and vinegary. Good on hot dogs and burgers.

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[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 days ago

It's clearly rated according to fluorescense.

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[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 days ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 34 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Ctrl + Alt + Down

Now your bottle is ready to dispense delicious mustard

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 days ago

Only on laptops with Intel graphics where IT hasn't deactivated the unnecessary utility that comes with them.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 days ago

Omgawd just change the desktop background I don't get it

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 days ago

She make the directors mad, but somebody's gotta do it

[–] [email protected] 48 points 2 days ago (6 children)

And this is why we have a GPO that locks the background to a corporate image.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 days ago (1 children)

When you're working for Heinz, is it a mustard bottle?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

Yes, but a bit more artistic than a jpeg from a search engine.

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[–] [email protected] 43 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

That font in the signature, the fax into, the mustard!!!

... and last but not least, how the icon placement accentuates the natural curves of that mustard bottle ...

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I'll let you RDP into me any time...

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Then I'll open a separate vnc (and mirror the image) just to watch myself rdp you.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I'm ready to do more than just hold Heinz. Let's get Dijon.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Buckets and buckets of hollandaise sauce

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 days ago (1 children)

How long will it take to upload?

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