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Don't be mean. I promise to do my best to judge that fairly.

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submitted 3 weeks ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Why would you refer to your cat as a man?

[–] [email protected] 12 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

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[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 weeks ago

Lol alright then

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

Does he think people are buried standing up?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 weeks ago

this got my old crusty soul to laugh

[–] [email protected] 13 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Are you not aware of the expression "six feet under"?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

I am but why would you bury half a man half as deep

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 weeks ago

Username checks out

[–] [email protected] 17 points 3 weeks ago

Because you bury a whole man whole deep and half a man half deep.