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badposting

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badposting is a comm where you post badly


This is not a !the_dunk_tank@hexbear.net alternative. This is not a !memes@hexbear.net alternative. This is a place for you to post your bad posts.

Ever had a really shitty bit idea? Joke you want to take way past the point of where it was funny? Want to feel like a stand-up comedy guy who's been bombing a set for the past 30 minutes straight and at this point is just saying shit to see if people react to it? Really bad pun? A homemade cringe concoction? A cognitohazard that you have birthed into this world and have an urge to spread like chain mail?


Rules:

  1. Do not post good posts.
    • Unauthorized goodposting is to be punished in the manner of commenting the phrase "GOOD post" followed by an emoji that has not yet been used in the thread
    • Use an emoticon/kaomoji/rule-three-abiding ASCII art if the rations run out
  2. This is not a comm where you direct people to other people's bad posts. This is a comm where you post badly.
  3. This rule intentionally left blank.
  4. If you're struck for rule 3, skill issue, not allowed to complain about it.

Code of Conduct applies just as much here as it does everywhere else. Technically, CoC violations are bad posts. On the other hand: L + ratio + get ~~better~~ worse material bozo

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I'm making the list but decided to crowd source it while taking the credit so start listing it off hexbears posting

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[–] anaesidemus@hexbear.net 7 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Six pillars of Hexbear

marx-joker
sicko-yes
left-unity-4
PIGPOOPBALLS
hentai-free
transshork-happy

[–] buh@hexbear.net 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Make it seven pillars as a bit

[–] Wmill@hexbear.net 1 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] ProfessorOwl_PhD@hexbear.net 4 points 1 month ago
  • Bodily excretions
  • Beans
  • Struggle sessions
  • Owls
  • The 12th Form of Liberalism
  • Admins pissing everyone off
[–] lil_tank@hexbear.net 8 points 1 month ago
[–] daniyeg@hexbear.net 6 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

I actually wrote a list in my blog check it out

[–] anaesidemus@hexbear.net 4 points 1 month ago

Rules:

All actions are subject to command.
Do not steal from the people.
Be neither selfish nor unjust.

Remarks:

Replace the door when you leave the house.
Roll up the bedding on which you have slept.
Be courteous.
Be honest in your transactions.
Return what you borrow.
Replace what you break.
Do not bathe in the presence of women.
Do not without authority search those you arrest.

[–] Awoo@hexbear.net 4 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

volcel-judge is a pillar

[–] huf@hexbear.net 7 points 1 month ago

lol it's just 6 types of liberalism

[–] CrispyFern@hexbear.net 7 points 1 month ago

Bear Posting

Owl Posting

Beanis Posting

Sicko Posting

Volcel Posting

Cum

[–] HiImThomasPynchon@hexbear.net 8 points 1 month ago

IDK but one of them should be Sickos.

[–] Acute_Engles@hexbear.net 6 points 1 month ago

Pillar? I hardly know 'er!

[–] dannoffs@hexbear.net 17 points 1 month ago
  • Shahada (declaration of faith)
  • Salah (prayer)
  • Zakat (charity)
  • Sawm (fasting)
  • Hajj (pilgrimage to Mecca)
  • Fasulya (beans)
[–] sovietknuckles@hexbear.net 17 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

~~1. HRT~~
~~2. Queer Theory~~
~~3. Communism~~
~~4. OPSEC~~
~~5. Volcel oath~~
~~6. Posting~~

  1. beanis
  2. bean
  3. chickpea
  4. cool-bean
  5. bean-think
  6. dean-smile
[–] OgdenTO@hexbear.net 6 points 1 month ago
[–] Mindfury@hexbear.net 8 points 1 month ago

uhhhh i'm gonna go with the Four Pillars of Heaven

following that, probably Beanis and the DPRK Soldier

[–] comrade_pibb@hexbear.net 7 points 1 month ago

Shitting, Farting, Posting, then do it again idk

[–] BobDole@hexbear.net 12 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] eldavi@lemmy.ml 6 points 1 month ago

beanis is as always was. lol

[–] Dirt_Owl@hexbear.net 19 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (4 children)

@TankieTanuki@hexbear.net for being a trash eating racoon and creating TankieTube

@Grebgreb@hexbear.net for keeping Hextube a thing

@corgiwithalaptop@hexbear.net for just being genuinely nice

@Angel@hexbear.net for sharing rad music

@thelastaxolotl@hexbear.net for all the work they do

And finally, the girl reading this

[–] TankieTanuki@hexbear.net 5 points 1 month ago

🥺👉👈

[–] corgiwithalaptop@hexbear.net 11 points 1 month ago
[–] Angel@hexbear.net 13 points 1 month ago

Comrades that happily accommodate my hyperfixation on djent? Never thought it would truly happen... soviet-bottom