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Leopards Ate My Face

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"Emmitsburg Mayor Frank Davis voted for Donald Trump in hopes he would cut federal spending. Now Davis hopes those cuts don't include the permanent cancellation of classes at the National Fire Academy, which is part of the town's identity and helps drive its economy. Davis is also a chief at Emmitsburg's firehouse, known as the Vigilant Hose Company."

https://www.npr.org/2025/05/05/nx-s1-5351764/trump-cuts-national-fire-academy-maryland-emmitsburg-fema-federal-spending

Trump killed the Fema training academy. It's not coming back.

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[–] [email protected] 2 points 38 minutes ago

Sorry, I'm out of sympathy rn.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 52 minutes ago

Pardon me while i laugh my ass off

[–] [email protected] 26 points 1 hour ago (1 children)

One of the worst things about being a firefighter is how many of my colleagues are republicans.

It makes no sense. You do a job providing services to people for the government and you vote for the folks who tell us that government is unable to do good...

[–] [email protected] 4 points 36 minutes ago

You do a job providing services to people for the government and you vote for the folks who tell us that the government they'll form is unable to do good...

[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

Yet, he will likely never look back to his actions. He'll just turn out his pockets, throw his hands up and say "I don't know what happened! No one warned me about this repeatedly."

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 hour ago

He voted for the leopards eating faces party and was surprised when they ate his face.

[–] [email protected] 29 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

"We're on a very long, slow path to self-destruction," he says. "Every day that this training is unavailable to the locals is one day closer to a disaster they can't handle or won't know how to handle."

He got to this kernel of truth. He's almost there! If only he could just make the connection and apply it to the big picture.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 2 hours ago

If only he could just make the connection and apply it to the big picture.

Narrator: He couldn't.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 hours ago

People are dumb. More news at 11.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 5 hours ago

Davis is a dumdum

[–] [email protected] 17 points 9 hours ago* (last edited 9 hours ago) (1 children)

The worst part about this is that, in a racist, fascist world, them getting burned by their own hatred is the only downside.

Which means that, from their perspective, there is room for improvement.

Trump fascists are really just billionaire dark government.

But these people genuinely hate and want pain, death, and destruction for other people.

What in the actual fuck, humanity??

[–] [email protected] 8 points 7 hours ago (2 children)

Dont blame this on humanity as a whole, when it has always only been a minority doing this

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 hour ago

It's a minority doing it, but they couldn't possibly win an election so they spend billions to grift the lower rungs of society.

Without the griftee's the grifters couldn't do what they do, and that's a wrap of US history 🤷

[–] [email protected] 7 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

Honestly? I'm not sure anymore.

Either way, do you think it's a gene? Or like a full-on phenotype? Or something else, like lead poisoning or just general cognitive impairment?

[–] [email protected] 8 points 3 hours ago* (last edited 3 hours ago)

I think of conservatism as behaving kind of like an immune system. People who are conservative tend to be overly concerned with things like purity and group cohesion, and react negatively to anything unfamiliar unless you hold their hand and show them it's ok. Sometimes this is a good thing for a society at large -helps maintain vigilance against external threats- but other times you get full-blown immune disorders, where the immune system can no longer distinguish an appropriate response from an excessive one, or a dangerous agent from a benign one, or starts to attack its own body.

[–] [email protected] 69 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

Decades of listening to hate radio and Fox News has taught them "government bad" despite the fact that they depend on it.

Teaching people to bite the hand that feeds them is a cool trick.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

Schadenfreude is a shit consolation prize.

I mean, I'll take it, but it's still shit.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 hour ago

Scheißenfreude

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