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[–] [email protected] 2 points 8 months ago (3 children)

You murder everyone who isn't gay?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 8 months ago

If it's a legitimate murder, their body has a way of shutting the whole steamroller down.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Steamrollers don't kill people, they just squeeze out the air, just pump them back up with a bicycle tire pump.

Also even if it did, good they deserve it for getting in the way of the steamroller.

/s

[–] [email protected] 2 points 8 months ago (1 children)

I KNEW there was a gay agenda!

[–] [email protected] 1 points 8 months ago

I thought the gay agenda was trying to be happy..... 🤔

[–] [email protected] 2 points 8 months ago

Sounds rad.

[–] [email protected] 28 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Hey what's wrong with etc!?

:P

[–] [email protected] 18 points 8 months ago (1 children)

reject system configuration, embrace userspace. :3

[–] [email protected] 8 points 8 months ago (1 children)

reject root partition mounting, embrace whatever happens without an fstab. :3

[–] [email protected] 7 points 8 months ago

reject file hierarch standard, embrace vibe-based file placement. Personally, my .bashrc is in /dev/.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 8 months ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 9 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) (1 children)

Allowing images in webpages was a mistake.

The link is almost as long as the text. Let me transcribe it for you:

:O C===3
:OC===3
:O==3
:O=3
:3

[–] [email protected] 4 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

Thank you for helping vision-impaired people... wait....

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[–] [email protected] 5 points 8 months ago

Don't forget to put the GOP out front there. They're extra greasy, and will make an excellent sealant for the asphalt.

[–] [email protected] 22 points 8 months ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 17 points 8 months ago

If only in part because women became workers too, allowing capitalists to strip more as family can live on two incomes.

But at the end of the day, the true enemy is not liberation - but the capital. Nothing stopped us from adopting a 4-hour work day or 3-day work week as women entered the workforce. Nothing but inherent laws of capitalism and desire to squeeze as much work as possible.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 8 months ago (1 children)

So to me this looks like the steamroller has rainbow colors on it because it runs over ppl that project to be against something which turns out they are themselves ? Or am I thinking now too deeply here ?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 8 months ago

It's from a comic making fun of misuse of the word "literally".

Source

[–] [email protected] 5 points 8 months ago (2 children)

The steamroller you are driving has lost its steering and is about to roll over a crowd of salesmen. Pump up the jam is playing on the radio and you are having a great time. You can turn the steamroller off to stop it before it runs over the salesmen but this will also turn off the radio. What do you do?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 8 months ago

Turn up the music to muffle their screams.

Pump up the jam was my childhood song, I wore out many tapes.

Why is there a crowd though? And what do they sell? I just wanna know if I'll feel bad a few years later when I think back on it.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 8 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 5 points 8 months ago

You mean pump up the jam?

[–] [email protected] 72 points 8 months ago (1 children)

The steam roller of inclusivity, accepting others and mutual respect.

[–] [email protected] 45 points 8 months ago

Steam roller of inclusivity does not choose, it crushes everything equally 🫶

[–] [email protected] 48 points 8 months ago

Fox News moral panic coverage any%

[–] [email protected] 16 points 8 months ago (3 children)

Somebody had awful (and Christian) parents.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 8 months ago
[–] [email protected] 12 points 8 months ago

But you repeat yourself.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 8 months ago

meeeeeee :3

[–] [email protected] 67 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) (1 children)

This will make for interesting primary source material in a 2075 history book

[–] [email protected] 19 points 8 months ago (2 children)

I mean, seems like a textbook example of satire.

[–] [email protected] 21 points 8 months ago

The original comic was created to illustrated the absurdity of misusing^1^ the word "literally." Then, conservatives captioned it and shared it unironically as an anti-LGBTQ+ meme. Then, a third group understandably found the conservatives' version laughable, and it's been mostly shared ironically ever since.

^1^I don't necessarily agree with the post. It's okay to use "literally" just for emphasis, in my opinion.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 8 months ago

They should have put the /s

[–] [email protected] 6 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Not li'l Etc, he was two days from retirement

[–] [email protected] 4 points 8 months ago

“What did he do?”

“You know, additional stuff.”

[–] [email protected] 49 points 8 months ago (2 children)
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[–] [email protected] 40 points 8 months ago (1 children)

:O C===3

:OC===3

:O==3

:O=3

:3

[–] [email protected] 8 points 8 months ago (1 children)

C===3 needs some kind of javascriot explanation.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) (1 children)

C===3 // likely to be false, depending on type of C

C==3 // likely to be true, depending on value of C

How you interpret this information is on you. Also please note that below statement is valid Javascript. That is all. UwU? "What's this" :3

[–] [email protected] 4 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Did you just prove that short dicks evaluate as true?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 8 months ago

If someone has you wondering if they're compensating for something, it's probably true.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 8 months ago (1 children)

sorry for duplicate, it's an issue with sync, i deleted the second one

[–] [email protected] 3 points 8 months ago

mfw sync desyncs