I did a research fellowship at Hamburger University in their Endocrinology Lab under Doctor McCheese, the mayor's son. he is credited with single-handedly getting "Adult onset Diabetes" reclassified as "Type 2" because of how many children have acquired the metabolic disorder before puberty.
we are currently working on a breakfast sausage formulation that will cause violent seizures, but make the person experiencing them think they are receiving instructions from God to buy more food at McDonalds.
it sucks that it's all proprietary, so I can't conference or publish, but it is cutting edge behavioral science.