Trees arent liquid

Insert random copypasta about biotech breakthrough that turns water and CO2 and nutrients into sustainable building materials which sounds like space age technology but it's just trees

Green shit on your terrace, leaves fucking everywhere, looming threat of bird shit on your head, seeds everywhere, roots growing through everything, blocking the sun at every step, tough lessons in gravity for things kids climbing them, lot of damage when it's stormy out.

But nah trees are great, really.

Edit: apparently I need to clarify that I really do love nature more than the concrete jungle, but there are things you can find that are not that great about trees.

trees are not as profitable

Has the manufacturer even calculated how much energy is needed for production and how long it will take for the corresponding CO2 emissions to be amortized?

We are living in strange times...

im guessing "where will the animals go" is also a stupid question?

Real answer is probably that they'd be used in addition to trees, designed to fit in places unsuitable for a tree.

You can’t charge a subscription fee for trees.

They get in the way of parking spots. The steel cages must rule supreme.