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[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 minute ago

We should build a giant sky with fluorescent lighting 24/7. Think of how wonderful the city would be with constant bright fluorescents.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 17 minutes ago

The problem with trees is they are used as lumber. The national parks has always been protected. But Trump has unprotected parts of the national parks to be cut down for lumber.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 35 minutes ago (1 children)

Trees take ages to grow, and their root systems damage buildings and pavements.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 32 minutes ago

Also really really hard to keep trees alive on the sides of buildings where these units could conceivably be used. Modular trees plus trees where we can fit them.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 42 minutes ago (1 children)

All these braindead silicon valley tech bros trynna reinvent existing solutions to problems in very expensive and unnecessary ways, marketing it as "revolutionary" and "groundbreaking"

[–] [email protected] 4 points 33 minutes ago* (last edited 25 minutes ago) (1 children)

The majority of our oxygen comes from algae, they aren’t reinventing existing solutions they just put a tank of them in a city and blow air into it so that a city can use the same more efficient ~~fauna~~ flora that is available in coastal cities

[–] [email protected] 3 points 28 minutes ago (1 children)

I believe algae are flora, not fauna

[–] [email protected] 2 points 25 minutes ago

You are absolutely correct and that was a stupid on my part

[–] [email protected] 17 points 6 hours ago

The problem with trees in an urban setting is trees have roots, and these cause issues. The can damage pipes and other underground objects. And many trees that are designed to not have these issues, end up with stunted/damaged roots which severely effects the trees growth. Planting trees in urban settings take quite a lot of pre-planning, and aren't drop in solutions, and if the areas weren't originally designed with trees in mind, you are likely to cause more problems than solutions.

https://greenblue.com/gb/avoid-root-heave-pavement-damage-caused-urban-trees/ https://tiptoptreeandgroundcare.co.uk/2025/01/06/tree-roots-in-urban-spaces/

[–] [email protected] 52 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

ITT: People who looked at some random headline, didn't bother looking further and assumed they knew everything.

It's a stupid headline. These tanks, are to directly affect air polution/quality in urban areas. Trees are terrible at that. The microalgae is 10-50x more effective in cleaning the air.

They aren't going to rip out trees for these. It would have taken you 10 seconds to find the source of the image and the article from 3 years ago to find out, the social media post was misleading. You spent more time making incorrect and wild accusations.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 30 minutes ago

Even with the misleading headline, has nobody commenting about how bad it is ever seen how many trees die when set up in low light conditions? These can be used in places trees wouldn't be effective, and that's before the whole "they're better at cleaning the air" bit.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 6 hours ago* (last edited 6 hours ago) (2 children)

People really like vandalizing trees, diseases exist, and they are less efficient carbon sinks

Like how we found it’s better to feed cattle seaweed than grass but nobody wants to because it’s different

[–] [email protected] 4 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

Good thing people don't like to vandalize glass.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 hour ago* (last edited 1 hour ago)

Usually spray paint it rather than breaking it, and you would hope it’d be fiberglass so it doesn’t just break

[–] [email protected] 12 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

Carbon sinks? Dude, people are planting trees in cities for the shade.

[–] [email protected] -1 points 6 hours ago* (last edited 6 hours ago) (1 children)

There’s a quote about planting trees and not living to see their shade

I’m a bit more pessimistic of people plus with smog cover how often will they need shade?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 hours ago* (last edited 5 hours ago) (1 children)

I promise you we have better space than city sidewalks for carbon sinks.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 hour ago* (last edited 1 hour ago)

Yes, grass roofs, vines/trees on the sides of buildings and such but there’s never a bad spot for it

[–] [email protected] 4 points 6 hours ago

even your trees will be slop. nice.

[–] [email protected] 47 points 7 hours ago (5 children)

I discovered when I joined a volunteer litter-picking group in my town that some people really hate trees. And I must emphasise HATE. They hate the shade they cast in summer, the way the leaves block the all-important View. They hate the fallen leaves in autumn. They hate the bare branches in winter. They hate the risk of branches falling in storms. They hate the racket the birds make. I was astonished - it never occurred to me that people would feel so strongly.

Turns out I'm a bloody tree-hugging extremist.

[–] [email protected] -1 points 34 minutes ago

Leaves are annoying in urban areas with full concrete/asphalt/metal/glass environments. Different people like different things and some aesthetics are incompatible.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 hour ago

I guess I'm too...born and raised in a forest?...to be the same species as those people.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 hour ago

Yeah trees are assholes. They always ring my doorbell trying to sell me the book of Gaia. Constantly telling me "you can't smoke here, sir". There's a tree behind my house who constantly wears the same glasses as me. Whenever I buy new ones, a day later this tree has the same. He's constantly mocking me for no reason.

I think all trees should be cut down and burned. Algae never complain, are always kind and always say "good day sir" when you walk by.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

That's just unhinged. The trees are the view.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 57 minutes ago

Those "people" would better serve as fertilizer (specifically for trees)

[–] [email protected] 5 points 7 hours ago

What happens when one of these breaks and drains into the sewer system? Algae blooms cause noxious odors and would proliferate quickly in the nitrogen-rich environment of human waste water, potentially building up as clogs in the sewer lines. And if the system drains into a natural body of water, the algae can have devastating toxic effects on the natural wildlife. If it doesn't drain and instead gets recycled, then the water treatment process becomes much more difficult and expensive.

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