No, it's just that the gateway has been naughty.

She just died? Wow. I didn't know that. She led an amazing life. What else can you say? she was an amazing bear, whether you agree or not. She was an amazing bear who led an amazing life.

You're laughing? Hexbear is going through its biblically prophecied death and rebirth and you're laughing?

Well you banned my 35 other novelty accounts!

It is now official. Netcraft has confirmed: Hexbear is dying.

One more crippling bombshell hit the already beleaguered chapo community when FediDB confirmed that Hexbear market share has dropped yet again, now generating less than a fraction of 1 percent of all reports to lemmy.ml mods. Coming on the heels of a recent Netcraft survey which plainly states that Hexbear has dropped to a rank of 723,303, this news serves to reinforce what we've known all along: Hexbear is collapsing in complete disarray, as fittingly exemplified by failing dead last in the recent the-federation.info comprehensive ranking.

You don't need to be the socialweb.observer to predict Hexbear's future. The hand writing is on the wall: Hexbear faces a bleak future. In fact there won't be any future at all for Hexbear because Hexbear is dying. Things are looking very bad for Hexbear. As many of us are already aware, Hexbear continues to lose market share. Red ink flows like a river of blood.

[email protected] is the most endangered of them all, having lost 93% of its core posters. The sudden and unexplained departures of long time mods @[email protected] and @[email protected] only serve to underscore the point more clearly. There can no longer be any doubt: [email protected] is dying.

All major surveys show that Hexbear has steadily declined in market share. Hexbear is very sick and its long term survival prospects are very dim. If Hexbear is to survive at all it will be among dilettante posting dabblers. Hexbear continues to decay. Nothing short of a miracle could save it at this point in time. For all practical purposes, Hexbear is dead.

legends never die. they just come very close to losing their domain name

I've been dead for years and hexbear is my seance, that is where the hex comes from

Hexbear runs on belief. You have to believe. Clap your hands if you believe!

I didn't even know it was sick

please stop farting, we beg of you

Have you tried turning it off and on again?

what is hexbear

I think we do need to find more new members or we will but we are not currently dying in any real fashion

It just died? Wow. I didn’t know that. You’re telling me now for the first time.

Put hexbear in some rice to fix it

First im hearing of it

Hexbear thrives as long as we believe in it.

Home was me chewing yimyum

Hexbear is reclining

is hexbear frying?

I've been shooting a cartoon death laser at Hexbear for years to seemlingly no effect

o no