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badposting is a comm where you post badly


This is not a [email protected] alternative. This is not a [email protected] alternative. This is a place for you to post your bad posts.

Ever had a really shitty bit idea? Joke you want to take way past the point of where it was funny? Want to feel like a stand-up comedy guy who's been bombing a set for the past 30 minutes straight and at this point is just saying shit to see if people react to it? Really bad pun? A homemade cringe concoction? A cognitohazard that you have birthed into this world and have an urge to spread like chain mail?


Rules:

  1. Do not post good posts.
    • Unauthorized goodposting is to be punished in the manner of commenting the phrase "GOOD post" followed by an emoji that has not yet been used in the thread
    • Use an emoticon/kaomoji/rule-three-abiding ASCII art if the rations run out
  2. This is not a comm where you direct people to other people's bad posts. This is a comm where you post badly.
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  4. If you're struck for rule 3, skill issue, not allowed to complain about it.

Code of Conduct applies just as much here as it does everywhere else. Technically, CoC violations are bad posts. On the other hand: L + ratio + get ~~better~~ worse material bozo

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[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 weeks ago (3 children)

cup of doritos? are you drinking the doritos?

[–] [email protected] 8 points 3 weeks ago

You crush them up and make a dori-tea

[–] [email protected] 8 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Don't tell me how to live my life

[–] [email protected] 8 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

goon however you want, but i cannot condone drinking doritos. you are now public enemy number 1

[–] [email protected] 9 points 3 weeks ago

Damn authoritarian tankies

[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

what do owls even goon to? other owls?

[–] [email protected] 11 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

They're really into hooters.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 weeks ago

only real ALPHA MEN like hooters, beers and golf. if you don't like hooters YOU ARE a beta and YOU WON'T GET WOMEN. /j

fr i never understood the appeal of hooters what's going on in the burgerlanders' minds?

[–] [email protected] 10 points 3 weeks ago

Femboy hooters UwU

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

you have forfeited your right to privacy when you posted about it on hexbear. now spit it out gunpoint-alt

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (1 children)

If it's any consolation, they're really classy boudoir shots. I saw them when she was handing them out to all of hexbear

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

am i the only one that haven't seen my mum? goddamit

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Are you upset that you haven't seen your mom's boudoir shots?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 weeks ago

no im upset that everyone knows about my mum except me cri