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Trump Argues Toy Shortages Easily Overcome By Making Servants Dance (theonion.com)
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[–] [email protected] 2 points 7 hours ago

“Why have 30 dolls when you can have 2 dolls for the same price??”

-Trump economics

[–] [email protected] 15 points 12 hours ago (1 children)

Still from the movie "The Toy" (1982) showing Richard Pryor being unpacked from a large wooden crate to serve as a rich child's new purchased plaything.