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[–] [email protected] 33 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Jogging from the perspective of non-human animals

FTFY

[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 week ago

Yeah, some humans also wonder why jogging is a thing.

[–] [email protected] 62 points 1 week ago (4 children)

I mean, the ability to run long distances without tiring is kind of what makes humans an apex predator. We can out-endurance just about every other creature. Most ancient human hunting techniques involved just wounding an animal, and then literally chasing it until it got too tired to keep going.

Wolves are very similar, which is what made us such natural hunting companions. The co-evolution of humans and dogs is an extremely interesting rabbit hole, if anyone is looking for one.

All that to say, the wolf would understand the need to run more than just about any other animal. A bear would work better here. A wolf would just see us running and think 'game recognizes game', just like they already did eons ago :3

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago

That how traditional zombies hunt ppl. Slow and inevitable.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 week ago (4 children)

involved just wounding an animal

not even wounding. Just persistent tracking and following. Most prey animals can run away quickly, but need lots of rest.

Humans can just keep going. And going. And going. Until the prey just is too exhausted to run.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 week ago (4 children)

It's why the trope of an enemy that never stops/is endless is so terrifying, and thus common in media.

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[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 week ago

Yes, very true! I almost added that when writing my comment, but didn't want to blather on too long in a comment about a meme haha

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[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 week ago

If an apex predator is running, maybe keep up.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 week ago

One time, I was in the arctic doing some research. On a snowmobile, in winter, we crest a hill and see a couple of wolves pigging out on a caribou. I'm riding in the toboggan, and I start telling at the driver: "go go go!" They proceeded to chase our snowmobile for like a mile, with no hope at all of catching us, but running anyway. Like dogs chasing tires, I think they had no choice. Instincts are strong.

[–] [email protected] 28 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Whoever made this has never met a dog

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 week ago

Yeah, this post shows a tragic lack of familiarity with the concept of zoomies.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Conserving energy is not really our thing.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 week ago (3 children)

The thing is, humans are astonishingly good at conserving energy when running. We can literally run prey to death by just keeping on going when most animals run out of energy.

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[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 week ago

If I need more energy I'll just set something on fire

[–] [email protected] 107 points 1 week ago (3 children)

I mean, if animals engage in pretend fights and other forms of play, it seems that they can on some level grasp the idea of practicing or doing something for fun.

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[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 week ago (5 children)

I know it's a joke. But would a wolf consider a human an apex predator? What about bears? Do these animals fear humans? I can't say I'm familiar with them. I figured they wouldn't, in most circumstances. I would think their default stance towards us is that we're their prey

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 week ago (2 children)

The bears and coyotes around here hide from me! Even if I try and creep on 'em, they still usually sense me and run.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Maybe put your dick away then

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[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 week ago

"ah shit, it's that weird human again. Better hide or it will get awkward"

[–] [email protected] 23 points 1 week ago

We are certainly not their prey and without modern urban sprawl forcing animals into urbanized areas they would avoid humans as much as possible and this has been true for thousands of years.

Humans are the ones wielding fire after all.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 week ago

Bears usually avoid humans, unless very hungry, because those who didn't avoid us, didn't tend to live very long.

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[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 week ago

They are animals and cant understand cause and effect. With nothing to chase or hunt you expire as a blob of fat

[–] [email protected] 30 points 1 week ago

β€œI don’t know why they’re running, but let’s chase them!”

[–] [email protected] 180 points 1 week ago

"He's running so slow...."

1 hour later

"How can he still be running like that?"

[–] [email protected] 65 points 1 week ago

Dogs do love a good jog though. Give that good boi a bit of kibble and then see how he feels.

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