this post was submitted on 02 May 2025
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[–] [email protected] 164 points 1 week ago (14 children)

Making this your profile picture takes guts.

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[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Oh frig' off Randy bo bandy!

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[–] [email protected] 21 points 1 week ago (1 children)

🎶Now this looks like a job for me
So everybody just follow me
Cause we need a little controversy
Because it feels so empty without me!

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

🎶Little hellions kids feeling rebellious
Embarrassed, their parents still listen to Elvis
They start feeling like prisoners, helpless
'Til someone comes along on a mission and yells"bitch"🎶

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago (10 children)

I don’t really understand song lyrics (rap’s generally easier to understand, but not Eminem, lol), so that’s the first time I realized how it goes and I strongly identify with this.

My parents were both born in 1950, and one of my aunts was born five years earlier. I know those are literally two different generations, but also figuratively. My parents’ favorite musicians were Eric Clapton and Donovan, and my aunt’s was Elvis, the latter of which seemed unbearably old fashioned to me as a kid (and I was born about 30 years after Clapton and Donovan became relevant, but they were still at least enjoyable to listen to even when I was very young).

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[–] [email protected] 69 points 1 week ago (3 children)

I can't help but feel awe for that belly. Some respect even.

[–] [email protected] 33 points 1 week ago (4 children)

Had a girlfriend with her dad like that. She insisted it was all muscle.

[–] [email protected] 34 points 1 week ago (2 children)

The mighty one-pack, aka a firm bubble filled with visceral fat

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[–] [email protected] 30 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Ten thousand crunches every morning

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 week ago

Ten thousand crunch wraps every morning?

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[–] [email protected] 41 points 1 week ago (17 children)

Bro, how do people get to this point‽ I fell into a fair sized windfall and laid on the couch for almost a year smoking and drinking myself into a stupor every night. And I never got even close to this!

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 week ago (1 children)
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[–] MuAraeOracle 49 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (2 children)

After the first year you are just getting started, you will need decades of commitment and sacrifice and you'll have to leave Debrah by the side of the road before you get there.

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[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 week ago

jesus christ that belly

[–] [email protected] 84 points 1 week ago (3 children)

I think I see many reasons why Debby is no longer in the picture.

Anyways, how far along, truck chief?

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[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Proud of what, getting divorced?

[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 week ago

If you gotta ask, you don’t have Clark’s confidence.

[–] [email protected] 24 points 1 week ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago

Well they say confidence is liquor to the fool, and food to the wise man. Looks like this guy has had plenty of both.

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