this post was submitted on 01 May 2025
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badposting

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badposting is a comm where you post badly


This is not a [email protected] alternative. This is not a [email protected] alternative. This is a place for you to post your bad posts.

Ever had a really shitty bit idea? Joke you want to take way past the point of where it was funny? Want to feel like a stand-up comedy guy who's been bombing a set for the past 30 minutes straight and at this point is just saying shit to see if people react to it? Really bad pun? A homemade cringe concoction? A cognitohazard that you have birthed into this world and have an urge to spread like chain mail?


Rules:

  1. Do not post good posts.
    • Unauthorized goodposting is to be punished in the manner of commenting the phrase "GOOD post" followed by an emoji that has not yet been used in the thread
    • Use an emoticon/kaomoji/rule-three-abiding ASCII art if the rations run out
  2. This is not a comm where you direct people to other people's bad posts. This is a comm where you post badly.
  3. This rule intentionally left blank.
  4. If you're struck for rule 3, skill issue, not allowed to complain about it.

Code of Conduct applies just as much here as it does everywhere else. Technically, CoC violations are bad posts. On the other hand: L + ratio + get ~~better~~ worse material bozo

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[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 week ago

Someone needs to have their lathe taken away

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago

definitely wasn't me

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 week ago (1 children)

If ur ever chased by a vampire, stop running immediately and start pissing all over the floor. The vampire will have to stop and count the drips, and cant cross running water anyways

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 week ago

My pee twinkles in the night got Vlad transfixed, dropping pearls and bars got the whole world listening

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 week ago

Aha! I hear your piss, ze sound of zee night wha ha ha! It sounds like frying chicken!