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[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 days ago

Douche canoe or ass hat are my top choices. Especially when talking about politics.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 days ago

Hanger-dodger

[–] [email protected] 8 points 4 days ago

Would you like another try or is that actually the best you can do?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 days ago

I've always liked "waste of skin"

[–] [email protected] 28 points 4 days ago (1 children)

"Wow, you're the worst part of both your parents"

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[–] [email protected] 31 points 4 days ago (3 children)

"Are you a professional moron, or just a gifted amateur?" - Carl Johnson, GTA: San Andreas. Top tier.

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[–] [email protected] 6 points 4 days ago

I called JD Vance an Eyeliner Gerbil and everybody clapped

[–] [email protected] 11 points 4 days ago (1 children)

None have suffered the ultimate retort, β€œI know you are but what am Iβ€”infinity,” and lived to tell the tale.

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