this post was submitted on 30 Apr 2025
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Absolute Units

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Things that you’re in awe at the size of.

Absolute Unit: an Animal, Public Figure or Object who is larger than one would normally expect.

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[–] [email protected] 9 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

At a scout camp when I was a kid someone put underwear up on the giant flagpole they had there. It wasn't until the staff pulled it down did anyone realize that it was huge like the one in the picture here, but looked "right" when it was up on the pole.

We never figured out who did that or where the massive underwear came from.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 46 minutes ago* (last edited 23 minutes ago)

And you'll never have to.

EDIT: Oh, sorry. Thought you said 'thank you'. Disregard.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 7 hours ago

Imagine being the downstairs neighbour looking out your window and a giant pair of gruds drops down infront of you and blots put the sun

[–] [email protected] 1 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

I known how lacking the volume can be deceptive, so are these like the size of the pants that those 300kg+ people use?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

No, based on the relative size of the balcony to the woman standing on it, this underwear would not be something anyone could actually use.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

No shit.

But the volume of those isn't too far off from those 600 lbs morbidly obese meatballs.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 40 minutes ago

No shit.

I would certainly hope so after being laundered

[–] [email protected] 25 points 8 hours ago (1 children)

Pretty sure I found the owner...

[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

Is this real or photoshop?

[–] [email protected] 7 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

The shit is photoshopped, the diaper is not.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 hours ago

the shit is not photoshopped. his shit may be.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 8 hours ago

Found Dav Pilkey’s apartment.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 8 hours ago (4 children)

Is this some kind of art installation? What’s the big white trampoline looking thing?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 hour ago

the trampoline thing is a diffusion frame used on film sets. 12x12 held in combi stands. they get black duvatyne for shade, a black net to reduce light or a white bounce for indirect lighting.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

I was thinking it looks like AI. What's with the dude on the balcony below glitching through a random curtain outside the balcony door??

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 hours ago

Looks like they might be bead curtains? Hard to tell at the photo resolution, but the draping of the fabric looks very real to me.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 8 hours ago* (last edited 8 hours ago)

What’s the big white trampoline looking thing?

Perhaps some sort of sunshade for the terrace seating area?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 8 hours ago

Im thinking bed sheet with holes in it or some kinda sheet for a special kinda couch or something

[–] [email protected] 23 points 9 hours ago (2 children)

Did your mom’s dryer break, OP?