Sheep go to heaven, goats go to hell - and they deserve it. Goats are assholes.
this post was submitted on 29 Apr 2025
330 points (99.7% liked)
aww
22755 readers
895 users here now
A place with minimal rules for stuff that makes you go awww! Feel free to post pics, gifs, or videos of cats, dogs, babies, or anything cute and remember to be kind to others.
AI posts must be labeled [AI] in the title and are limited to one per week.
While posting and commenting in this community, you must abide by instance-wide rules: https://mastodon.world/about
- No racism or bigotry.
- Be civil: disagreements happen, but thatdoes not provide the right to personally insult others.
- No SPAM posting.
- No trolling of others.
founded 2 years ago
MODERATORS
Goats are like if someone combined domestic cats with toddlers and gave the result horns and hooves.
It takes a certain constitution to deal with them but they’re quite entertaining.
But but goat milk
Goat cheese 💯💯
Miku goat is not real it can't hurt you
Miku goat:
Noods of shame
One is sitting the twi'lek look haha
Now I want a scene where Thomasin grabs Black Phillip by the horns.
"Why you little bitch! Get over here!"
Then she wrestles him down and slides pink pool noodles over his horns.
I wonder if that's like American football players started wearing helmets so they hit harder. So the one time they are not wearing the noodles they are going to wreck another goat or themselves.
I love the idea of this so much. Now I want to see what peak goat headbutting looks like if properly trained.