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Ever had a really shitty bit idea? Joke you want to take way past the point of where it was funny? Want to feel like a stand-up comedy guy who's been bombing a set for the past 30 minutes straight and at this point is just saying shit to see if people react to it? Really bad pun? A homemade cringe concoction? A cognitohazard that you have birthed into this world and have an urge to spread like chain mail?


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  1. The shortest among us crouches down behind the gorilla.
  2. The best jumper among us does a flying drop kick on the gorilla, captain Kirk style. (@Hestia)
  3. The five guys hiding in the bushes on either side leap out and pin his arms once he's down.
  4. That's where I come in with the double purple nurple.

He's toast.

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[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 hour ago

what if you're the shortest among us? this plan could fail.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 hours ago

i would sooner work with the gorilla to defeat you

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 hours ago

Thank you for your service

[–] [email protected] 5 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

Okay, I read the plan, and i don't understand why we need someone crouching behind the gorilla blocky-wat

[–] [email protected] 5 points 6 hours ago

Gorilla will stumble and try to move backwards to gain ballance, but he will stumble further because there is a person blocking gorilla not noticed by gorilla

[–] [email protected] 6 points 8 hours ago

I’m a switch. I think I would be pretty good at pinning his arms down.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 8 hours ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 9 points 8 hours ago (1 children)

Thanks for signing up. That makes 2/12!! rat-salute-2

[–] [email protected] 7 points 8 hours ago (1 children)

I didn't agree anything. I have no beef with gorilla. I think this whole plan is a little SUS

[–] [email protected] 8 points 7 hours ago* (last edited 7 hours ago)

Too late. You've been drafted into the hexbear strike force

[–] [email protected] 9 points 8 hours ago* (last edited 8 hours ago) (1 children)

I can double jump so I'll be responsible for the flying drop kick

[–] [email protected] 6 points 8 hours ago (1 children)

You gotta yell like Xena while you do. Are you up for that?

[–] [email protected] 7 points 8 hours ago (1 children)

I'll need a bit of practice but I think I can pull it off

[–] [email protected] 7 points 8 hours ago

rat-salute-2 You will strike fear in his heart, I know it.