No foul language - i.e. French 🤮
Obviously satire, dozy wankers
There’s a free space by the window. But someone’s already sitting in the aisle seat, avoiding eye contact at all costs.You’re left with an awkward decision, do you ask them to budge up?
It is not awkward at all. Tell him to move his backpack (if there is one) and sit there.
Stand in the isle directly beside them. Occasionally swing a hip into them as you go over a bump. Maybe fart a little bit.
I edge because that empty space usually get me trapped by rank mofos who dont know hygeine. Wash you rank fuckers
You're getting downvoted, but as a woman I have been and have seen other women hemmed in by creepy men for sitting in the window seat. I'd rather be rude than at risk.
Don't cum on the train!
Don't edge on the train,
What do you people want from me?
So annoying when the guy next to me is edging the whole time
Just come on and get it over with