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[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 day ago

Please put an NSFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masterbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the fuck” and “call the police”. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this image. Now there is a whole train of men masterbating together at this one image. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 day ago (1 children)

This wasn't a thing in Canada until COVID, we've also have a huge wave of immigration and a lot of immigrants think it's chill to pretend you own public space.

To me, it's the biggest indicator you are a conceited asshole.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 22 hours ago (1 children)

lot of immigrants think it's chill to pretend you own public space

Of course sweetie, it is all these pesky immigrants fault 🙄

[–] [email protected] 0 points 12 hours ago (1 children)

Not what I was saying, also do you really believe migrants don't have culture clashes when they move to other countries?

[–] [email protected] 0 points 12 hours ago

Not what I was saying

Precisely what you said.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 2 days ago

If someone does this on the tram I make a point of climbing past them to get to the window seat.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 2 days ago

This is literally every train in Belgium, I'm pretty sure it has been for a long time. We are anti-social

[–] [email protected] 0 points 2 days ago

This has literally always been a thing. Who's "invading"???

[–] [email protected] 0 points 2 days ago

'Edgers' are the cheeky commuters invading the National Rail network

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[–] [email protected] 0 points 2 days ago

The worst are those who edge while rawdogging the journey

[–] [email protected] 0 points 2 days ago (1 children)

You’re left with an awkward decision, do you ask them to budge up? Or do you just accept defeat and stand up for the next 30 minutes?

What's awkward about this situation? Just ask them to move and sit there.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 0 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Wave in their face and point. Rude people aren’t entitled to politeness.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 2 days ago

wave? i’d just dump it in their fucking lap and sit down

it’s okay to sit on the edge rather than the window. i’d even say it’s okay to put your bag on the seat when there’s plenty of space for everyone. it’s not okay to put your bag on the seat when there are people standing. if your bag is on the seat, it’s on you to pay attention and move it when the level of available seating becomes insufficient

[–] [email protected] 0 points 2 days ago

Exactly. Rude cunt on the morning express? Hold my latte.

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