Why anyone would buy this low poly monstrosity is beyond me. I bet this was the first time Elon designed something.
this post was submitted on 28 Apr 2025
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Incel Camino
The Camino is also an incel Camino
Blind date, and you're obligated to pick up your date with either a decked out El Camino, or a decked out Cybertruck.
Good choice, and it wasn't even close, huh?
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They have the yellow ramp blocks to get it up the curb too! So embarrassing
Wouldn't that be the same for any show car? Like, you don't want to scuff up the new tires by unnecessarily taking the car over a curb.
Granted, they should have put them away for the show, but they clearly don't have much brain power to show.
You think they do that with a jeep, or some other actual off-road vehicle? Maybe they would, but I think the curb would take out that nazi car. Thatβs the difference.
For a showroom vehicle where you want everything on the vehicle to be as spotless and unblemished as possible, yeah, I would imagine some places would.
Sure, not everywhere is gonna do it, but I would guess that they had a time or two where a car slipped on the curb and scuffed up the tire. It's one more thing to potentially turn off a customer. Plus, they maybe can't sell the car until they replace the damaged tires (just my guess).
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I mean, they haven't actually finished setting it up yet. That part makes sense.
Even the wheels look like they're off Hot Wheels.
An IncEl Camino will get stuck on snowy roads that a Ford Fiesta just flies over.
EDIT: I am sorry. I am being unfair. The IncEl Camino will get stuck on most road conditions that a Fiesta would fly over, not just snow.
My favourite title for this vehicle is ...
The Deplorean
I like it but I think I will use that for the Model S.
Is that a JD Power Award?
I think itβs from one of his former associates.
Fuckin' couches, killin' Popes. That's the JD way.
I hear he fucked the Pontiff's couch after poisoning him.
IDK, they fired all the fact checkers and the blue checks don't mean anything anymore, so I guess it might be true?
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