this post was submitted on 28 Apr 2025
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[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)
[–] [email protected] 30 points 2 days ago (3 children)

But Elon said it could be a boat and there would be boat mode

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Submarine mode is available now!

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 day ago

As long as the submarine you had in mind was the OceanGate Titan, yeah.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 days ago

Full Self Boating in 3 years!

[–] [email protected] 15 points 2 days ago

And yet he prioritized implementing the brick and campfire modes first. Both deploy without user input, for your convenience.

[–] [email protected] 31 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 25 points 2 days ago (4 children)

It honestly makes me wonder if these people have learning disabilities. The fucking things short out from driving through puddles, what are you thinking?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 6 hours ago

Pride is one hell of a drug.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 day ago

Bro... I have learning disabilities. I would never do this dumb shit or drive one of those things.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 days ago

Did he try the carwash mode button? This voids the warranty.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 2 days ago

People who beach their truck generally do very little thinking