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[–] son_named_bort@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

I want to be your sledgehammer.

[–] finitebanjo@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

I thought I knew one that wasn't on here but second look reveals that in fact it is on the list.

[–] trolololol@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

I need to put in a screw, so I'll choose the green one. It will perform as well as any other and plus it looks good.

Big hammer gives you all these flavors and vanity but I've spent my life around screws and they are all the same.

[–] spacesatan@leminal.space 2 points 1 month ago

The secret option is the real electrician's hammer, some lineman's pliers.

Drywall seems closest to a viking weapon.

[–] eru@mouse.chitanda.moe 9 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] Burninator05@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago

My favorite hammer and favorite porn genre. No wait! Ignore that last part.

[–] Silic0n_Alph4@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

I must confess to having a sweet spot for a good toffee hammer.

Option 31: Water. Ever seen how much damage an incompressible fluid can do when it cavitates?

[–] Vegasvator@lemmy.today 3 points 1 month ago

I'm a drilling hammer kind of mechanic. Not even listed.

[–] Tar_alcaran@sh.itjust.works 7 points 1 month ago
[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

I'm always ready to rock

[–] ICastFist@programming.dev 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Uh, what's the difference between the Rip and Claw hammers?

Also, that blacksmith hammer looks like a tiny double head axe

[–] spacesatan@leminal.space 1 points 1 month ago

You can do more stuff with the straighter claw on the rip hammer, like whack it into something to use it as a wedge.

[–] _stranger_@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago
[–] terminhell@lemmy.world 27 points 1 month ago (2 children)

None of those. My custom 30lb'er

[–] trolololol@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

That looks fit for a Nordic god. Call it Yendor.

It's just someone's name spelled backwards

[–] starman2112@sh.itjust.works 9 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Wtf do you do with that thing

Looks like it breaks into bank vaults on the regular

[–] terminhell@lemmy.world 9 points 1 month ago (1 children)

What evere requires....extra 'persuasion'. I legit use it for projects around the house. Last use was few weeks ago. Aided in breaking up my porch cement slab. Sometimes it's used for erasing hard drives at work. Sometimes as an axe replacement for old lumber etc.

It's a 20lb head. The original wooden handle broke one day. Had a welder friend fix the handle XD. So it's another 10lbs of ~1.5inch construction grade rebar. It will out last me. Hoping to make it an heirloom.

[–] vorpuni@jlai.lu 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Aren't the impacts painful? I've used small hammers that were all steel and they weren't there for violence unless you like waking up the tendinitis demon.

[–] terminhell@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago

Surprisingly no. Infact it's about on par with another 16lber I've got with the fancy fiberglass and stuff built in.

I think the sheer mass absorbs most of it. The rest is technique. Slightly loosening the left hand grip just before impact. Then again, not much is resisting this monster either.

[–] MimicJar@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

Ah, so this is what MC meant. I've enjoyed my time here.

[–] JoeBigelow@lemmy.ca 3 points 1 month ago

My 3ft field geo hammer isn't listed. That one

[–] drathvedro@lemm.ee 4 points 1 month ago

Rubber. I dont want my target to go as easily as with others.

[–] andybytes@programming.dev 1 points 1 month ago
[–] Kaput@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago (2 children)

What is the engineer Hammer's purpose?

[–] ZeffSyde@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

Eeerectin' a sentry!

[–] CommissarVulpin@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago

Percussive maintenance

[–] BayKek@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

Electrician looks cool

[–] LordWiggle@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

I choose hammer time

[–] brezel@piefed.social 3 points 1 month ago

no rounding hammer!

[–] prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 1 month ago

"Ball peen" makes me laugh every time.

I am a child.

[–] Naz@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] Tar_alcaran@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 month ago (1 children)

That's a mace, not a hammer..

[–] Natanael@infosec.pub 1 points 1 month ago

Not with that attitude

[–] EchoCranium@lemmy.zip 9 points 1 month ago

Estwing 22oz smooth faced ripping/framing hammer. Bought one about 30 years ago when I was doing roofing and framing work. Still use it all the time. Comfortable and durable, great for construction and demolition work. Does a nice job digging out stubborn nails. If I could only have one hammer in my tool bag, that's what it would be.

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