This is what a steady diet of ''best [X MOVIE HERE] fight scene compilation'' and comicbooks does to your brain.
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Here's a list of tons of leftist movies.
I remember when i was younger just wanting to watch a star wars tv series about the inner workings of the senate, which still sounds infinitely more enjoyable than "vader kill to show power heavy breathing".
Whenever Darth Vader isn't onscreen actively committing atrocities, all of the other characters should be asking, "Where's Darthie?"
I also remember the action packed duel between Obi-Wan and Darth Vader in A New Hope.
They can get all that in the darth Vader comics if they want.
Literally the dumb drooling babies that RLM mocked relentlessly in all their sw videos.
action scenes in franchise films really are just porn that people don't feel embarrassed about watching in public.
I'd watch it because it's good, not because it's Star Wars fan fiction.
protip: George Lucas only made 6 Star Wars movies.
And Andor is better than any of those six