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A screenshot saying "Your child's Results, Your child's BMI is Infinity. That puts them in the 100th percentile which indicates that they are obese."
You wouldn't be obese, you'd be OBOSE.
this post was submitted on 26 Apr 2025
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Fify.
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Shit I'm sorry for your infinitely obese son :/
That just means that as their mass approached infinity their volume approached zero. The person is simply a black hole.
Not so fast, we don't know that a black hole has a singularity. It's more like, the math divided by zero, and we shrugged, and went, well, I guess that doesn't work.
That's what a singularity is. It's literally a maths term for an undefined point in a function.
When the math says you divide by zero, that means we don't know what happens there. It does not mean there's a singularity, it means the math we have for that breaks down in those situations.
And if it's a male child, then he's a black hole son.
That's a lot of Fight Milk for that much mass cultivation.
It's possible this child is simply traveling at or near the speed of light.
I've known a few kids I'd like to kick in the asymptote.
Only if the measurement was being taken from a reference frame that was mostly at rest with respect to the person tho, right?
Everyone is in a reference frame mostly at rest with respect to most children.