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[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 days ago (4 children)

Could they not turn the classroom into some kind of faraday cage, in which no signals can go in or out thus allowing phones but no Internet?

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[–] [email protected] 153 points 2 days ago (18 children)

Thankfully, there's an official standard for using the internet with just carrier pigeons: https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/IP_over_Avian_Carriers

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[–] [email protected] 40 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Real honestly. Fuck US education and fuck the pay teachers get handed as a "livable" wage. There is an education drought. It's insane it's now a crime to text your mother what you want for dinner.

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[–] [email protected] 173 points 3 days ago (19 children)

Banning cell phones in school while school shootings are a regular occurrence is top tier decision making

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 days ago

Quick! Someone call for help! Oh that's right

[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 days ago

This isn’t a one or the other situation weirdo

[–] [email protected] 93 points 3 days ago (16 children)

Students can keep a phone in their bag if they really need it. The fact that we ever allowed kids to scroll instead of paying attention in class is absurd.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 days ago (1 children)

The fact that we ever allowed kids to scroll instead of paying attention in class is absurd.

I've never actually seen a classroom where this was the case. (aside from after work was completed, sort of as a reward for finishing their assignments on time) Most teachers will immediately tell students to put the phone away and will confiscate it if they keep trying to use it.

When they're talking about phone bans, they're usually meaning things like taking phones away at the front and returning them at the end of the day, or requiring students to leave them in lockers/locked pouches.

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[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 days ago (4 children)

Yeah, I really don't understand what changed or why. By the time I was in high school, pretty much everyone had a cell phone, but they'd get confiscated if they went off in class or we were caught using them during school hours, and that included all break periods. I remember a teacher threatening to take my phone away when I was using my phone to call my dad for a ride home after I had finished my exams for the day. For high school kids, I could see arguments on both sides for whether they should be allowed during breaks, but definitely not during class periods.

Things were a little more flexible in college, but they were still expected to be silent, and some professors would ask you to leave the class if your phone went off or was otherwise causing a distraction.

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[–] [email protected] 16 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

“It’s fine if it’s in a bag and off or silent” has been cell phone policy in my experience (decades ago).

[–] [email protected] 15 points 2 days ago (3 children)

That's the policy at most schools. Actually enforcing that in the face of a classroom of kids who don't respect the rule? That's a much bigger problem. They're a lot more clever at sneaking them out than you would think. Moreover, if the phones are just feet from them, their presence is never out of mind. They're a constant distraction even in a bag. Phone apps are literally designed to be addictive. Imagine if we had a rule that said "crack pipes are fine in your bag. As long as you don't take them out and smoke in class, you're fine." Even if we lived in a world where crack somehow was legal for minors to have, how effective to you think that rule could be enforced?

[–] [email protected] 0 points 2 days ago

how effective to you think that rule could be enforced?

Easy. Keep some crack shots handy.

Crack open ⇒ Crack shot

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[–] [email protected] 60 points 2 days ago

I haven't been to school in a while, but we had smartphones when I did. And if we took up our phones in class we got called out by the teacher.

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[–] [email protected] 10 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (1 children)

How do you know this is the US, rather than UK, AU, NZ or a British school in the EU?

EDIT: Looked at the original file linked here in the comments, and it makes reference to "HCPSS", which according to a Google search means this is in Maryland. Your assumption seems to have been correct!

[–] [email protected] 22 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Remind me, where in the UK, Australia, and New Zealand does Verizon operate?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 days ago

I missed the mention of Verizon. Good catch!

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[–] [email protected] 96 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Not the Ship of Theseus in the last one ☠️

[–] [email protected] 35 points 3 days ago

Cell of Theseus

[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 days ago

"How is my body supposed to process oxygen if I've spent more than 30 seconds not watching a firehose of 10 second reaction videos?" I'm starting to understand how the adults felt about us back when I was that age.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 days ago

plot twist they generated the questions with chatgpt

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