I'm just patiently waiting for the c/houseplantsgonewild section.

My watering is just fine

It just turns out plants like more than 6" of dirt. Maybe I should've realized this already, but on the other hand, I learned this empirically with no support and second hand advice

I'm able to cook, I don't have a cursed non-green appendage, but gardening indoors is a skill I'm still working out

And poor drainage, the wrong light, lack of nutrients, and build up of minerals or being pot-bound.

I'm pretty sure it's because I play them the wrong music.

I think it's more of a satire of a news headline starting with Man/Woman than specifically targeting women.

Lest she switch to hunting

But in the end

I had to fall to lose it all