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Tell ya what. Make it as easy for me to pop off a pound as it is for someone else to take a hair dryer out of their luggage and I will happily pay for all the extra boobs I bring on board after I remove the weight everywhere else.
How is that logical that the man should pay extra cause he's bigger/taller but small people should get extra luggage bonus?
Not even taking into account that this very short lady will be far more comfortable during the flight than the gentleman.
Adding to that, people need to load all those suitcases in. The man doesn't get carried into the plane.
The logic being that there is ~$0.82 USD per KG of fuel cost that has to be accounted for