And be lucky to have a job for another 40 years.
this post was submitted on 24 Apr 2025
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As a fifty something, I still have 40 years left. I'll die way before I get there. Can't risk running out of money in retirement. Maybe someday I will get a diagnosis that lets me retire for a few months. Straight into palliative care...
Gun rights are the new retirement plan
Then you get to die alone eating cat food while the company you slaved for announces even more record profits and layoffs on the TV.
Thanks for all that can do attitude and work ethic as I drained the sum of your life force over decades, it was just enough to pay for the imported Himalayan granite galley counters on my backup mega yacht, sucker!!!
There was a great B plot in the "Full Monty" tv show about the plight of old people. Really hits you in the feels.
Cat food is expensive.
We're born 65 years in debt
Pretty sure the only way I'll get to be done with working is when I'm done with breathing.
That's a Google Nexus 6 in his hands...I miss the Nexus line :(
Came here to say the same thing! Loved that phone, was my first phone on project Fi.
The camera stunk though, always hunting for focus while recording video
I miss the light-up nub on the Nexus One. It was one of the best notification indicators I've ever seen on a phone.
I too miss notification lights. I also miss headphone jacks, removable batteries, MicroSD slots, trackballs, and the menu button.
Codename Shamu, was a fun phone that I abused with so many different ROMs. Was a simpler time ...
I was swapping kernels like socks in those days lmao
I miss kernel tweaking and overclocks :(