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But he loves me (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 2 weeks ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I don't understand the last part, it came out in his raps?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 week ago

I quite daresay this means the man doth speak of it in his poetry, Charles.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 weeks ago

“…who could could…”

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 weeks ago

He's never getting laid

[–] [email protected] 38 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Some people are into cucking, what do you care?

[–] [email protected] 28 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

This sort of shit is the downfall of the west. Back in my day we made our cucks sit in the cuck chair & watch, millenials snowflakss have to have a safe space between them and the bull. makes me sick.

[–] [email protected] 40 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I started smelling toast while reading this.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 weeks ago

That means they're ready

[–] [email protected] 18 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

How is it unilateral if she's agreeing to it?

[–] [email protected] 31 points 2 weeks ago

Because she is remaining monogamous?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Should tell her she could do better. Like the response to one-sided non-monogamy like this should be to start finding his replacement and laugh when he comes crawling back after doing God knows what with other people. When it happened to me, I just ended the relationship and he bugged me forever after I moved out because no one at the club wanted to touch a 30 year old nerd with a drinking problem except prostitutes, who robbed his house after he passed out drunk.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 weeks ago

What the actual fuck.

How do you deduce from a ridiculous mockery comment from a jealous outsider, that she isnt happy in her relationship? Could people please mind their own damn business?

[–] [email protected] 78 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

So? Why is this person's relationship any of your business? Some people are into that.

[+] [email protected] -8 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TlUsMuz9_RU

Edit: Who would downvote this amazing song? It's agreeing with you that he's up all night to get lucky.

This guy alone (if it's slow to load, it's worth the wait. The wtf factor is amazing.)

[–] [email protected] 18 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Who would downvote this amazing song? It's agreeing with you that he's up all night to get lucky.

Because ACAB definitely includes Russian cops. That's my reasoning, at least. I can't speak for anyone else.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 weeks ago

Hey Russian cops are alright, you just need to always have cash on hand.

Okay if you run into one that doesn't want your money, then you might be fucked. All in all they're up there with American cops.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 weeks ago

Yeah, but I'm sort of making fun of them. I guess Russians and cop haters alike hate this one amazing video.

[–] [email protected] 27 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

It also comes out with his new techniques. Win win?

[–] [email protected] 0 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

And so, so many STDs.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 weeks ago

Because people in a relationship automatically spread more STDs than singles fucking around?

[–] [email protected] 22 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

You might not be aware but condoms are a thing.

[–] [email protected] -1 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Mate a condom isn’t even guaranteed to stop a pregnancy.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

And fucking your wife every single day is no guarantee she will get pregnant. What's your point?

[+] [email protected] -13 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

The original and most basic point of a condom is to stop pregnancy. If it can’t even do that why would you feel confident in its ability to do anything else?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)

This comment made me lose some brain cells. How can you not stop to think for one second before posting this?

"A car is not guaranteed to get you from A to B, it could break down on the way. So its basically useless"

"A jacket doesnt guarantee protection from rain, why would you think it can keep you warm?"

"A toothbrush doesnt get rid of all the bacteria in your mouth, waste of time"

The moment you realize the world isnt made up of 1 and 0.

[–] [email protected] -2 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

The guy I’m replying to said condoms, no ifs, buts, or maybes, would stop an STD.

Now, I can appreciate my comment might not be the best phrased, but I am the problem here? Ok. I’ll be better.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

They didnt and I dont think you even believe that yourself. Just re-read the comment chain.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I have read it. I took it to mean that they were suggesting use a condom to prevent STDs.

Still do to be fair.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)

Yes, condoms do prevent STDs. Just like hard hats prevent head injuries. Thats a completely legitimate statement and not equivalent to "100% under no circumstance ever can you hurt your head when wearing a hard hat". If youre crushed by a 10t steel block, your head will be hurt. So would takeaway be "hard hats dont prevent head injuries"?

[–] [email protected] 0 points 2 weeks ago

Ok, didn’t think they did. Thank you.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I don't think your grasp of statistics and logic is quite there yet.
Because something may fail doesn't mean it is useless. Because something may happen doesn't mean it will.

[–] [email protected] -1 points 2 weeks ago

I never called it useless mate, I meant that it doesn’t have a hundred percent success rate for its original use.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

The condom's not a messiah and you shouldn't treat it as such.

[–] [email protected] 21 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

They are more effective at stopping STDs, STIs, and unwanted pregnancies than thoughts and prayers though.

[+] [email protected] -11 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

It feels like you just wanna argue for arguing's sake.

The condom isn't perfect and shouldn't be treated as such. As good as it may be, it's not a panacea.

And when it comes to sexual experimentation, depending on a thin piece of plastic to protect you from everything you might want to try is quite unrealistic.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I think we are not fundamentally disagreeing. Condoms alone are not a protection against all the bad things that could occur while sexually experimenting.

My initial point was that if one is going to experiment, there are ways to mitigate risks. Condoms are one such measure, and they are ridiculously effective compared to the effort they require.

Being sexually uneducated will still make things risky, but if I'm faced with someone who has decided to fuck their way through Europe, you bet the very least I would tell them is to always have a condom with them.

Sortez couverts !

[–] [email protected] 0 points 2 weeks ago

Fundamentally yeah.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 weeks ago

Certainly more effective at stopping teenage pregnancy than abstinence only sex ed too.