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cross-posted from: https://lemmy.world/post/28523918

This made me laugh incredibly hard, so had to cross post it.

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[–] [email protected] 12 points 9 hours ago

Super old guy: dies

MTG: IT COULD ONLY HAVE BEEN AN ACT OF GOD

[–] [email protected] 24 points 22 hours ago (1 children)

Attention whoring as usual. And it’s working.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 21 hours ago* (last edited 21 hours ago)

She still looks like a neanderthal tho so at least we've got that going for us.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 day ago (2 children)

MTG very obviously doesn't really believe in the religion she claims to follow.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 16 hours ago

Most Republicans don't. Never have in my lifetime, honestly, but with how hard they fight these days against e.g. feeding the hungry and treating the sick, it's more glaringly obvious than ever.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 23 hours ago

Dumbest schism ever.

[–] [email protected] 41 points 1 day ago (1 children)

They really hated him because he was a little more tolerant of minorities.

[–] [email protected] 26 points 1 day ago

She hated him because he was at least a little ok with some LGBT.

I hated him for being the leader of one of the biggest, most corrupt organizations ever to exist on the planet.

We are (fucking definitely) not the same.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 day ago

That's even worse than most of the shit Donald Trump says. Does this mean she's running for president?

[–] [email protected] 30 points 1 day ago (2 children)

If God exists, then why does he destroy the faith of millions by allowing MTG to live?

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 day ago

Magic the gathering is not that evil. Is it?

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 day ago

MTGs existence might be the strongest argument against a caring god.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Americans - is the consensus of MTG that she actually believes the grift? Obviously the likes of Vance just say whatever wins the room, but she always gave me the impression that she believes every word of maniacal conspiracy she tweets.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

She's a woman that has learned that she can get away with anything, as long as she behaves badly enough. She doesn't need to believe it, though she probably does, she knows that is a strategy that works to avoid consequences.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 day ago

Not that i believe in heaven or hell but if they did exist im pretty sure the pope gonna be aight

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