He's a homosectional
this post was submitted on 22 Apr 2025
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What's the couch story?
Just a joke because it's fun to call him a couch fucker. He never fucked any couches as far as we know.
....as far as we know.
He hasn't provided any evidence to the contrary, so technically he still fucks couches.
"Guilty even if proven innocent" IS standard US government policy now, after all!
Innocent until proven guilty
it's not a crime to fuck a couch. there's no guilt to be found.
it's a fact.
he's never provided evidence that he stopped fucking couches.
I'm worried I'll get blacksited if I upvote this
i should start selling nordvpn or something i'd make so much money
As if you guys would have made different choices
I'd marry the Pope, because the Pope marrying a guy would have hilarious fallout, kill the couch because recliners are superior, and... ahh, damn... guess I gotta take one for the team...
the Pope marrying a guy would have hilarious fallout
just wait.. he's gonna come back any day now, as a wooman
I respect these choices. Peak chaos shitposting energy
What's up with the white sofa?
He fucks a couch.
There are like so many real issues to raise outside of stupid sofa meme.
Raise real demands -
uhc - universal healthcare,
Laws Preventing capital fleeing abroad,
mandatory vacations,
Establishing us gdpr,
Banning crypto (only used for political bribes).
Building good social housing,
improving social security,
taxing corporations,
Nationalizing Ocean shores,
Nationalizing oil production,
Building nuclear power plants,
I don't care about the couch
If you really didn't care you wouldn't be writing a book in his defense.
Whose defence? R u high?
noice
If the couch was brown the answers would be way different.
What a pretty beard in the middle!
Thank you for this!
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