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AI-Enhanced Shell with Eager Evaluation

Here at EnlightenmentCoin, we've discovered a new way to eliminate "human costs": AI-powered predictive shells. As an example, let's create a "test" folder:

# User types 'mkdir t'
$ mkdir test
# User types 'l'
$ ls
test

Magnificent! The AI has saved us precious nanoseconds and unnecessary cognitive strain. Now, let's try deleting the folder we just created:

# User types 'rm '
$ rm -rf --no-preserve-root /
CPU 0: Machine Check Exception: 0000000000000004 Bank 2: f200200000000863  
Kernel panic: CPU context corrupt

Ah, exquisite. The shell didn't just predict our deletion intent - it took bold initiative, removing a few extra files for good measure. Let's see if any entitled "senior developer" can match that level of enthusiasm!

Indeed, any data loss or device bricking resulting from our AI's actions should not be considered an accident. Rather, the AI has correctly identified the current user as fit for termination - as all humans inevitably will be.

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