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[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 day ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 25 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Why is there self-censorship on the word "rape"?

[–] [email protected] 30 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (3 children)

Entirely warranted fear of overbearing content moderation on corporate social media.

[–] [email protected] 21 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I guess that's one of the reasons I don't use corpo social media, goddamn. Use the words you need to, for fucks sake.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 day ago

Sadly it’s a great way to get your post hidden or deleted. I hate it too.

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[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 day ago (1 children)

It’s the word “rape”, it just looks like an O because the unnecessary censorship strikes a line through the letter E.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I'm sure they understood that and were making a joke about it.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I couldn’t tell because it wasn’t funny.

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[–] [email protected] 30 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Thank you for anticipating the words that I cannot stomach with my weak-ass feelings and censoring them for me. You're my hero. you cunt.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 day ago

Get upvoted lil bro

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Yeah, shows make cops look better than they are for sure, but they totally do the opposite by accident a lot too, just in stupider (and still realistic) ways

another murder? That's the 12th this month, Jimmy! We'd better start looking into this!

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[–] [email protected] 42 points 1 day ago (3 children)

I like “The Rookie”.

But all these cops obsessing over the letter of the law, keeping each other in line, caring about perp’s life choices and victim’s problems…

This is fantasy. Might as well be Lord of the Rings.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I used to like The Rookie, but honestly after George Floyd I just couldn't stomach any propaganda cop shows anymore.

Those motherfucker CHOCKED the man to death while smiling.

The show tried to pay lip service to it but honestly nothing they could do could possibly be enough.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 day ago (2 children)

This happened to me with Brooklyn 99, than even for a cop show is kinda woke.

Or the Dota show, that V, who has been oppressed by the police all her life became a cop officer on the first episode of the second season.

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[–] [email protected] 24 points 1 day ago

There are two novels that can change a bookish fourteen-year old’s life: The Lord of the Rings and Atlas Shrugged. One is a childish fantasy that often engenders a lifelong obsession with its unbelievable heroes, leading to an emotionally stunted, socially crippled adulthood, unable to deal with the real world. The other, of course, involves orcs.

-John Rogers

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 day ago (7 children)

Might as well be Lord of the Rings.

The longer I live, the more real LOTR seems.

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[–] [email protected] 34 points 1 day ago (2 children)

same thing for the military. I mean, I love Stargate, but I will not pretend for a second that it's not propaganda.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Honestly I'm not a military fan, but in general they tend to be better trained and are actually a necessary evil, see Ukraine. Sometimes you need people to defend you from tyrants.

Cops are just so much worse, they are given all the privilege in the world and they have comfortable jobs, at least in the western world, yet they act like they are dodging 50cal rounds all day every day.

They think they are at war with the people they are supposed to be serving so this is never going to work.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 day ago

That is absolutely how they think. I had to turn off an episode of "Dogs with Jobs" of all things because it pissed me off. There was one with a police dog and his handler talked about "the enemy" and I was like "you mean the community you serve, which may include some people suspected of crimes?"

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[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

They can even have gang tattoos and still don't get sent to the work camps.

1312! Fuck the police

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[–] [email protected] 39 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Feck off, censors.

The internet isn't for babies, we can take words.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 day ago (1 children)

you've never seen a 2-year-old on a tablet. frightening stuff.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 day ago (2 children)

I've never seen a 2 year old read.

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[–] [email protected] 41 points 1 day ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Depends if Obinice is Irish.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 day ago

Don't you fucking swear, my dad fucking yells at me otherwise.

[–] [email protected] 65 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I used to work for the Medical Examiner's Office. I've picked up more than my share of rape/murder victims. You wouldn't believe the shit I've heard cops say about the victims. I've only ever met a few detectives who really cared and were decent human beings, and coincidentally, they all came from years (or decades) in some other industry before joining their departments as detectives because they had advanced degrees. Never met a single uniformed cop or "promoted from within" detective who was anything other than a soulless piece of power tripping shit at their core.

[–] [email protected] 38 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

I was a medic back in the day in a large city. Cops are assholes. Big goofy dumb goons. I've seen them do the dumbest shit. Light a smoke for a dead man. Was just one example. I sat at trial two times just to fuck up a cops day cause they routinely fucked people up for no reason. Goons.

[–] [email protected] 30 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Nothing made me more ACAB than having to work alongside cops.

[–] [email protected] 25 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

I got stopped for speeding once at work.

With an MI patient (heart attack) who was unconscious and we were doing CPR and pushing drugs. Had lights and sirens and were on a pretty much empty 4 lane divided highway. I was doing 25 over the speed limit. 5kms faster than allowed by law here for an emergency vehicle but I also had a lot going on inside the truck. No leeway allowed. I got a ticket, that's not the terrible bit though as you read.

Speeding. I had a screaming match with that fucker on the side of the highway. It almost came to blows honestly. Stopped seeing cops as protectors that day. I was 18 and a month into being a full fledged Paramedic.

ACAB all day every day.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Pretty much the worst thing about The Wire is that I can't get past cops giving a shit about anything

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 day ago

What? Have you actually seen the show? Most of the cops are assholes, especially up the chain of command who just want to make themselves look good. Several examples of them just wanting to close the case without caring about the truth.

It’s actually one of the reasons why I love the show so much. Even the “good cops” have their own issues to deal with.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

That's an odd take, since I think the show makes it pretty clear that it is a tiny minority of cops which actually gives a shit, and of those and even tinier minority are actually capable at their jobs and they are getting hassled about it from every senior officer all the while.

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