this post was submitted on 21 Apr 2025
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Leopards Ate My Face

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[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 weeks ago

Unintended consequence of sl helping the environment and water table while leopards eat some faces.

[–] [email protected] -3 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Yeah everyone in the thread is 'fuck them drumpf voters' but your food prices are going to be ridiculous next month so keep memeing

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I don't think the average poster eats alfalfa.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

That's a ridiculously naive take, do you think that because this article focuses on one specific crop that this is the only one the tariffs will affect?

Are you 5?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Where did you miss that the topic of the discussion was alfalfa?

[–] [email protected] 0 points 2 weeks ago

No, the topic is 'MAGA farmer vafo's', just this particular facet is an alfalfa famrer

there is literally no requirement for the crop to be specific for this exact refrain to play ten thousand times

It's the sign of a small mind to be unable to address the bigger picture

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Trump did that the first time. How could you not think, after him campaigning on tariffs, that he wouldn't do it again? This is just your own fault for voting for him...again.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 weeks ago

You know how they overproduced purple hearts in anticipation of an invasion of mainland Japan that never happened? Imagine if that happened and yet they still fell short on numbers, except instead of casualties of war it's idiots getting fucked by Trump and instead of purple hearts it's "fell for it again" awards. That's where we're at.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

No aid to those MAGAts without severe concessions on their part!

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

They should concede to use less oxygen from now on, at least 99% less.

Truly Make America Great Again.

[–] [email protected] 22 points 2 weeks ago

That's the point. Trump wants you hopeless so you'll sell your land to his billionaire buddies.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 weeks ago

Oh noes. Oh well! ¯_(ツ)_/¯ Moving on. Something about leopards and faces.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Good. Alfalfa is right up there with almonds as one of the most wasteful crops in existence.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

Good thing Trump saved you from all the awful foreigners dragging America down tho right?

[–] [email protected] 13 points 2 weeks ago

Have the day you voted for.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 weeks ago

Because this time, the Con in charge will surely help you out. Surely this time. Surely.

Put on your clown noses, you dipshits. You will keep voting for them despite their obvious track record for being BAD FOR THE FUCKING ECONOMY.

[–] [email protected] 35 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Make sure to keep voting for the GOP farmer bob.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

He will, because HitlerPig will bail him out.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I honestly don't think they will get help this time. JD Vance is invested in AcreTrader and what's a better way to buy thousand's of acres for pennies on the dollar than to bankrupt farmers? And at the end of the day, I really don't think they deserve a bailout.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I agree with you 100%, but HitlerPig did bailouts the last time around, and it kept the famrers on his side, so he'll do it again. Nothing like paying people off to keep their loyalty. In fact, it worked so well last time, that he may be engineering the same scenario this time, just so he can pay them off again, and remind them of it before the next election.

Oh, who am I kidding? There won't be another election.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 weeks ago

I'm calling it now, that aid package does not have Trump's approval, he will not sign off on it, or find a way to slap it down.

[–] [email protected] 56 points 2 weeks ago

Schulz says he voted for President Donald Trump and believes in the goals of his tariff plan, to bring manufacturing back to the U.S. and expand exporter access to foreign markets.

That's a shame. ANYWAY . . .

[–] [email protected] 73 points 2 weeks ago

Ehh.. I have little sympathy for these farmers who switched from growing food crops (thus contributing to the rise in food prices) to generally very water-intensive cash crops for export and kept getting subsidies meant to ensure a ready supply of food for the populace. This situation was plenty fucked long before Trump put his dick in it, it should not be surprising that he'd make it worse.

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